Post by Squall on Sept 15, 2007 20:11:30 GMT -5
Seed of Insanity 3-1 (Part 2)
Previously on SOI…
L: Welcome Tooooooo……….INSANITY’S IDOL!!!!!!
Everyone: OH HELL NO!
Yuffie: NEVER!!!!
*audience cheers*
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - -
Squall:…Why the HELL are you doing this?
L:…I’m bored.
Squall:…
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Vincent:. …CRAWWWWWLIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIII- *is stopped*
Xemnas: Get out.
Vicent: Wha?
Snake: Read the sign! *Holds up a sign saying “NO EMO ALLOWED”*
Vincent: W-W-Wait, Give me another chanc-
Naruto: Nope. *pulls a rope* BELIEVE IT!
Vincent: *trap door opens from underneath as Vincent falls through* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
So far, Vincent and Kail have been eliminated. People have advanced to the next round are: Edward, Yuna, Sprow.
And now….back to our show
~Seed of Insanity Season 3 Episode 1 Part 2~
Squall: …No way in hell am I singing…
Rinoa: COME ONNN!!! We’ll do “Eyes on me” together! Please!
Squall: The answer is NO!
Rinoa: *cries*
Squall: …Ugh.
Rinoa: *keeps crying*
Squall: ….FINE!
Rinoa: YAY! *glomps Squall*
Squall:…I hate myself…
Balthier: Someone has a soft heart!
Squall:… Oh Shut up…
*back on stage*
L: Now that we’re out of intermission, let us continue! Kekeke. I love this job.
*audience cheers*
L: Okay next up…*reads his note cards* Balthier?
Balthier: YEAH! My turn to shine! Hehe…hopefully I get a cute fan…or two…
Virdrag: Sick…absolutely sick.
Balthier: And what of it?!
Virdrag: Nothing…
*back on stage*
L: Uh….Balthier!
Balthier: Woops! I’m coming!
*Balthier comes onto the stage and the audience cheers*
Balthier: Yeah! *ahem*
(I Like Big Butts lyrics by Sir Mix a lot)
*The lights go down…*
Balthier: *talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
*lights go on again*
Audience: …
Balthier: YEAH! Woo! I rock!
Women on the Audience: Eww! Get him out of there! That song’s sick!
Balthier: Wha?
Snake: You heard the ladies.
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Xemnas: That song is EEETEEEEEERRRNAAAALLYYYY bad.
Snake: See ya. *pulls string*
Balthier: Wait, do- *falls through trap door* I BLAME SPRROOOOWWWWW…..
Sprow: HEY! *drops a grenade down the trapdoor* HMPH!
Squall: Well…she’s still scary as always…
Rinoa: *clinging onto Squall’s arm* We HAVE to go soon! I’m exited!
Squall:… Why me…? Fine..*starts walking onto stage but its pulled back by Virdrag* Huh?
Virdrag: NU-UH Little man! I’m going next! Sooner I get this over with, the sooner it eat! *drool*
Squall: …Suit yourself…
Rinoa: Aww!
Squall: …We’ll go after ward…
Rinoa: Yay!
*back on stage*
L: huh? Yeah, we’ve just receive confirmation that Virdrag will come on stage now. Well! Come on in!
*loud thuds are heard from Virdrag steps until he get s on stage*
Audience: oooohhh!
Xemnas: He’s a big boy.
*Virdrag grabs a microphone but breaks through the trap door below and falls*
Virdrag: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!…
Everyone: ….
L:…Well….I guess…he’s out. Uh…Squall, Rinoa?
Squall: Oh…god dammit…
Rinoa: YAY!
*Rinoa basically grabs Squall by his arm onto the stage*
Squall: How did I get here…?
*The lights go down…*
(Eyes on Me by Faye Wong)
Rinoa: Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar
Squall: *In a very serious tone, like he’s reading*
My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me
Rinoa: Oh, did you ever know?
That I had mine on you
Squall: *in that same tone*
Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
Rinoa: As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
*Lights go on again as the audience cheers*
Audience: Wooo!! Yeah!
L: Well! That was surprising! Except for Squall.
Squall:…
L: Don’t hurt me…
Squall: …*sighs* That was embarrassing.
Xemnas: Surprisingly good. *holds up an 8*
Naruto: The guy could have been better. * holds up a 7*
Squall: I get the idea already! Jeez.
Snake: SONG PARADOX! Wait, nevermind. Good.
L: Looks like the judges passed you on! Woo!
Squall:…Whatever…
Rinoa: YAY! *glomps Squall*
Audience: Wooooo!!!!
Squall: Shut up!!!!
*Meanwhile…*
Balthier: Ahhhh!!!! *hits ground* OOF!
*Notices Grenade right next to him*
Balthier: Oh…FU-*BOOM*
*Smoke clears…*
Balthier: *laying on floor* Ugh…Damn that woman…Huh?
*He notices something falling above him, it’s Virdrag*
Balthier:…Oh…no…
*Virdrag then falls on top of Balthier*
Virdrag: Hmm! Something smells good!
Balthier: *Muffled* …I hate my life…
To be continued…………………………..coc.kbags.
Previously on SOI…
L: Welcome Tooooooo……….INSANITY’S IDOL!!!!!!
Everyone: OH HELL NO!
Yuffie: NEVER!!!!
*audience cheers*
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - -
Squall:…Why the HELL are you doing this?
L:…I’m bored.
Squall:…
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Vincent:. …CRAWWWWWLIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIII- *is stopped*
Xemnas: Get out.
Vicent: Wha?
Snake: Read the sign! *Holds up a sign saying “NO EMO ALLOWED”*
Vincent: W-W-Wait, Give me another chanc-
Naruto: Nope. *pulls a rope* BELIEVE IT!
Vincent: *trap door opens from underneath as Vincent falls through* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
So far, Vincent and Kail have been eliminated. People have advanced to the next round are: Edward, Yuna, Sprow.
And now….back to our show
~Seed of Insanity Season 3 Episode 1 Part 2~
Squall: …No way in hell am I singing…
Rinoa: COME ONNN!!! We’ll do “Eyes on me” together! Please!
Squall: The answer is NO!
Rinoa: *cries*
Squall: …Ugh.
Rinoa: *keeps crying*
Squall: ….FINE!
Rinoa: YAY! *glomps Squall*
Squall:…I hate myself…
Balthier: Someone has a soft heart!
Squall:… Oh Shut up…
*back on stage*
L: Now that we’re out of intermission, let us continue! Kekeke. I love this job.
*audience cheers*
L: Okay next up…*reads his note cards* Balthier?
Balthier: YEAH! My turn to shine! Hehe…hopefully I get a cute fan…or two…
Virdrag: Sick…absolutely sick.
Balthier: And what of it?!
Virdrag: Nothing…
*back on stage*
L: Uh….Balthier!
Balthier: Woops! I’m coming!
*Balthier comes onto the stage and the audience cheers*
Balthier: Yeah! *ahem*
(I Like Big Butts lyrics by Sir Mix a lot)
*The lights go down…*
Balthier: *talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
*lights go on again*
Audience: …
Balthier: YEAH! Woo! I rock!
Women on the Audience: Eww! Get him out of there! That song’s sick!
Balthier: Wha?
Snake: You heard the ladies.
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Xemnas: That song is EEETEEEEEERRRNAAAALLYYYY bad.
Snake: See ya. *pulls string*
Balthier: Wait, do- *falls through trap door* I BLAME SPRROOOOWWWWW…..
Sprow: HEY! *drops a grenade down the trapdoor* HMPH!
Squall: Well…she’s still scary as always…
Rinoa: *clinging onto Squall’s arm* We HAVE to go soon! I’m exited!
Squall:… Why me…? Fine..*starts walking onto stage but its pulled back by Virdrag* Huh?
Virdrag: NU-UH Little man! I’m going next! Sooner I get this over with, the sooner it eat! *drool*
Squall: …Suit yourself…
Rinoa: Aww!
Squall: …We’ll go after ward…
Rinoa: Yay!
*back on stage*
L: huh? Yeah, we’ve just receive confirmation that Virdrag will come on stage now. Well! Come on in!
*loud thuds are heard from Virdrag steps until he get s on stage*
Audience: oooohhh!
Xemnas: He’s a big boy.
*Virdrag grabs a microphone but breaks through the trap door below and falls*
Virdrag: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!…
Everyone: ….
L:…Well….I guess…he’s out. Uh…Squall, Rinoa?
Squall: Oh…god dammit…
Rinoa: YAY!
*Rinoa basically grabs Squall by his arm onto the stage*
Squall: How did I get here…?
*The lights go down…*
(Eyes on Me by Faye Wong)
Rinoa: Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar
Squall: *In a very serious tone, like he’s reading*
My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me
Rinoa: Oh, did you ever know?
That I had mine on you
Squall: *in that same tone*
Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
Rinoa: As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
*Lights go on again as the audience cheers*
Audience: Wooo!! Yeah!
L: Well! That was surprising! Except for Squall.
Squall:…
L: Don’t hurt me…
Squall: …*sighs* That was embarrassing.
Xemnas: Surprisingly good. *holds up an 8*
Naruto: The guy could have been better. * holds up a 7*
Squall: I get the idea already! Jeez.
Snake: SONG PARADOX! Wait, nevermind. Good.
L: Looks like the judges passed you on! Woo!
Squall:…Whatever…
Rinoa: YAY! *glomps Squall*
Audience: Wooooo!!!!
Squall: Shut up!!!!
*Meanwhile…*
Balthier: Ahhhh!!!! *hits ground* OOF!
*Notices Grenade right next to him*
Balthier: Oh…FU-*BOOM*
*Smoke clears…*
Balthier: *laying on floor* Ugh…Damn that woman…Huh?
*He notices something falling above him, it’s Virdrag*
Balthier:…Oh…no…
*Virdrag then falls on top of Balthier*
Virdrag: Hmm! Something smells good!
Balthier: *Muffled* …I hate my life…
To be continued…………………………..coc.kbags.
