Post by Kail Lancaster on Aug 15, 2007 23:59:48 GMT -5
SoI EP1-EX Kail's Sister
*Squall is having a nightmare and its not Riona in a skimpy swimsuit,He saw two Kail's runing around causing chaos all over the base. Squall then wakes up!*
Squall-What the Hell was that. <He looks at the clock as it reads 1:27 AM>. Whatever I might as well get a cookie right now.
<The Kitchen>
Sprow-zzzzzzz......cookies....zzzzzz.
Squall-So Sprow has been the one raiding my jar. Heh good thing I placed a trap on it.
<Sprow has a giant lump on her head due to the giant punching glove that came out of the jar.>
Squall-*See's a new recuitment list as he reads it he finds a name that made his eyes go wide* WHAT IN THE NAME THAT IS ALL HOLY! HE HAS A SISTER!
Everyone rushes into the kitchen due to Squalls screaming.
Yuna-You better make this good I just got to sleep you idiot.
<Most of the others nod at this as Arkyron keeps them all up due to his laughing>
Riona-Squally are you alright. <Riona tackel glomps Squall>.
Squall-L......we have a problem.
L-Whats........<L takes the recruitment sheet and see's a name.>..........We are all doomed.
Yuffie-QUESTION
*The sheet falls out of L's hand and stops right infront of Kail*
Kail-<He picks it up> Yay my little sister is coming here Hahahahah.
Vincent-..........I'm going to cut my self!
Balthier-Hhhhmmm this might be good. <Balthier runs off planing something Hentai in mind for Kail's younger sister>
Ed- <Hick>....Good night <Hick>.
Virdrag-Must hide (He grabs a near by frige and takes it to his bunk).
Sprow-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
L- I think I'm going to run off now.
Squall-<Sigh> Why me.......
Kail-Good Night.
Nextday
????-Hi there is my big brother here?
Squall-......and.........your Kail's younger sister Serena right?
Serena-Yep and your cute.
Squall-Oh hell not another crazy chick after me.
Kail-Sisy
Serena-<She tackle glomps Kail> HI YA KAIL.
Yuffie-CUTE
Serena-I'm hungry
Kail-Follow me!
<As the Lancaster siblings head to the kitchen they both trip on something and fall over>
Vincent-We are all doomed.
Lock-Shut up you emo prick, Wait I did not mean you Mr.Pink Bunny.
Vincent-.........Ok then.
<The kitchen a few hours later>
Virdrag-WHAT HAPPEND TO ALL THE FOOD!
Serena-BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP. Wow is there anything else to eat?
Kail-Wow you ate the intire kitchen hahahahahahah.
*To the shock to the intire base Serena ate all the food that was stocked in the kitchen.*
Virdrag-She is not human!
L-Your the one to talk Coc.kbag.
Yuna-How come she does not gain any weight like fatty over there.
Virdrag-Oh please your going to gain all of that weight back anyway.
Yuna-WHAT WAS THAT YOU FAT ASS.
Virdrag-Nothing!
Yuna-Good ^_^!
Kail-Her body burns a lot of weight and keeps her thin.
Everyone-(Looks shocked).
Kail-oooohhhh pretty butterfly. <he Follows it but knocks into a wall and falls on his back>. hahahahahahah.
Squall-*Starts to eat a pocky*.
Serena- Can I have some pocky PLEASE. <She gave Squall the dread puppy eye look.As no one has ever said now to her>.
Squall-No
Kail-Oh oh your in trouble now Squall hahahahahahahahah.
Serena- *Snif* WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. <Her loud crying starts to break the windows and starts to make a few people become deff for a bit>.
Squall-Alright here just stop your crying. *Squall gives Serena his pocky box*.
Serena-Yeay thank you! <She then hugs Squall>.
Riona-Hey you blond haired bimbo back off from my man you B@#$%.
Serena-WHAT WAS THAT YOU LITTTLE S*&%. YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME! <She then gives a death glare that made even Squall cringe a bit>.
Riona-No. <Riona was now curled up into a ball scared due to Serena's glare and yelling>.
Squall-..........Well at least she is good for something,Welcome to the SoI Serena
To be continued.................................................Coc.kbags!
Well this is my frist time doing a parody on here so I want your opinions on this. Please give me reviews and or flames thanks!
*Squall is having a nightmare and its not Riona in a skimpy swimsuit,He saw two Kail's runing around causing chaos all over the base. Squall then wakes up!*
Squall-What the Hell was that. <He looks at the clock as it reads 1:27 AM>. Whatever I might as well get a cookie right now.
<The Kitchen>
Sprow-zzzzzzz......cookies....zzzzzz.
Squall-So Sprow has been the one raiding my jar. Heh good thing I placed a trap on it.
<Sprow has a giant lump on her head due to the giant punching glove that came out of the jar.>
Squall-*See's a new recuitment list as he reads it he finds a name that made his eyes go wide* WHAT IN THE NAME THAT IS ALL HOLY! HE HAS A SISTER!
Everyone rushes into the kitchen due to Squalls screaming.
Yuna-You better make this good I just got to sleep you idiot.
<Most of the others nod at this as Arkyron keeps them all up due to his laughing>
Riona-Squally are you alright. <Riona tackel glomps Squall>.
Squall-L......we have a problem.
L-Whats........<L takes the recruitment sheet and see's a name.>..........We are all doomed.
Yuffie-QUESTION
*The sheet falls out of L's hand and stops right infront of Kail*
Kail-<He picks it up> Yay my little sister is coming here Hahahahah.
Vincent-..........I'm going to cut my self!
Balthier-Hhhhmmm this might be good. <Balthier runs off planing something Hentai in mind for Kail's younger sister>
Ed- <Hick>....Good night <Hick>.
Virdrag-Must hide (He grabs a near by frige and takes it to his bunk).
Sprow-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
L- I think I'm going to run off now.
Squall-<Sigh> Why me.......
Kail-Good Night.
Nextday
????-Hi there is my big brother here?
Squall-......and.........your Kail's younger sister Serena right?
Serena-Yep and your cute.
Squall-Oh hell not another crazy chick after me.
Kail-Sisy
Serena-<She tackle glomps Kail> HI YA KAIL.
Yuffie-CUTE
Serena-I'm hungry
Kail-Follow me!
<As the Lancaster siblings head to the kitchen they both trip on something and fall over>
Vincent-We are all doomed.
Lock-Shut up you emo prick, Wait I did not mean you Mr.Pink Bunny.
Vincent-.........Ok then.
<The kitchen a few hours later>
Virdrag-WHAT HAPPEND TO ALL THE FOOD!
Serena-BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP. Wow is there anything else to eat?
Kail-Wow you ate the intire kitchen hahahahahahah.
*To the shock to the intire base Serena ate all the food that was stocked in the kitchen.*
Virdrag-She is not human!
L-Your the one to talk Coc.kbag.
Yuna-How come she does not gain any weight like fatty over there.
Virdrag-Oh please your going to gain all of that weight back anyway.
Yuna-WHAT WAS THAT YOU FAT ASS.
Virdrag-Nothing!
Yuna-Good ^_^!
Kail-Her body burns a lot of weight and keeps her thin.
Everyone-(Looks shocked).
Kail-oooohhhh pretty butterfly. <he Follows it but knocks into a wall and falls on his back>. hahahahahahah.
Squall-*Starts to eat a pocky*.
Serena- Can I have some pocky PLEASE. <She gave Squall the dread puppy eye look.As no one has ever said now to her>.
Squall-No
Kail-Oh oh your in trouble now Squall hahahahahahahahah.
Serena- *Snif* WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. <Her loud crying starts to break the windows and starts to make a few people become deff for a bit>.
Squall-Alright here just stop your crying. *Squall gives Serena his pocky box*.
Serena-Yeay thank you! <She then hugs Squall>.
Riona-Hey you blond haired bimbo back off from my man you B@#$%.
Serena-WHAT WAS THAT YOU LITTTLE S*&%. YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME! <She then gives a death glare that made even Squall cringe a bit>.
Riona-No. <Riona was now curled up into a ball scared due to Serena's glare and yelling>.
Squall-..........Well at least she is good for something,Welcome to the SoI Serena
To be continued.................................................Coc.kbags!
Well this is my frist time doing a parody on here so I want your opinions on this. Please give me reviews and or flames thanks!