Post by Squall on Jul 8, 2007 15:23:53 GMT -5
Its vacation time at Insanity Base and L is simply watching T.V in his room.
L: Bleh….*changes channel*
Comedy Central
Stan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
L:….Old….*changes channel*
Cartoon Network[/i]
Cheese: DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
L: ….Eccch….*changes channel*
Nickelodeon
Kids: Spongebob Square pants!
L: Dear Lord. *changes channel*
Anime Channel
Singers: sotto DOA wo akete
yokaze no naka kutsu wa haite
(Lyrics of the PPGZ Anime intro)
L:….What the hell? *Changes channel*
Telemundo
News: Hoy noche, a las once! Vea las noticias aqui en Telemundo!
L:…Huh? *changes channel*
The CW
Woman: Welcome to America’s next top Model!
L:Hmmm….*looks at Yuna*
Yuna: *doing sit ups* ARGH! Must lose the weight I gained during pregnancy!!!! …Five-thousand and two hundred and ninety four…
L: ….Ehhh….*looks at Sprow*
Sprow: COOOKIES!!! *eating cookies while running away*
Squall: COME HERE!!!
L:…*looks at Rinoa*
Rinoa: SQUALL!!!! *runs after Squall who is chasing Sprow*
L:…*looks at Yuffie*
Yuffie: NEVER!!!
Locke:….What?
L:….*shakes head*…Nah…
Woman: Up next! Is American Idol!!!
L:…AHA!!!!
~Seed of Insanity Season 3, Episode 1~
L: *through Intercom* Everyone! Report to the outer fields IMMEDIATELY!
*Later Outside…*
Vincent:…Why did you call us? I was enjoying my Evanescence…
Locke:…I was busy with the damn Elephants…
Squall:…*chews on Pocky*…
Sprow: This better be good!
Yuffie: DISPLEASED.
Rinoa: *latches onto Squall’s Arm*
Squall:….
L:…Hehe….THIS! *snaps fingers as everyone is surrounded with light, then appearing at a stage with an audience cheering*
Everyone: What the hell!?!?
L: Welcome Tooooooo……….INSANITY’S IDOL!!!!!!
Everyone: OH HELL NO!
Yuffie: NEVER!!!!
*audience cheers*
L: Behold…your judges!
Random Voice: Froooooom, left to right! Here are…Xemnas, currently leader of Organization XIII! Loves evil things!
Xemnas: EEEEEEEEETERNAAAALL….
Random Voice:Ooookay… In the middle! Its Solid Snake!! Loves cardboard…boxes?
Snake: A surveillance camera?!
Random Voice: And on the right! Naruto!!! Loves Ramen!!!
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Squall:…Why the HELL are you doing this?
L:…I’m bored.
Squall:…
L: Anyway! Start picking your songs! You’ll be starting in 10 minutes.
Everyone: WHAT?!
*10 minutes later*
Sprow: ….
Squall: *poke*
Sprow: *shaking*
Squall: Oooookay, must be nervous…
Sprow: GAH!!!!!! *runs around screaming*
Everyone: …
*Back on stage…*
L: Okay, is everyone……READY!?!?!?!
*Audience Cheers*
L: Here’s our first contestant…He’s over 50 years old! Wears a red cape, and most of all, is EMO!
: I’M NOT EMO!!!!
L: Yeah, Yeah. Here’s Vincent!
*Audience cheers*
Vincent: *clears throat*
*The lights go down as the spotlight focuses on Vincent*
Vincent:. …CRAWWWWWLIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIII- *is stopped*
Xemnas: Get out.
Vicent: Wha?
Snake: Read the sign! *Holds up a sign saying “NO EMO ALLOWED”*
Vincent: W-W-Wait, Give me another chanc-
Naruto: Nope. *pulls a rope* BELIEVE IT!
Vincent: *trap door opens from underneath as Vincent falls through* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*After a while of falling, Vincet reappears in the outer fields of Insanity Base*
Vincent: OOF!!! ….Well….talk about 15 seconds of fame…
*Back on stage…*
Everyone: *Shocked at what happened to Vincent*
L: Ahehehe….well, Bring out the next singer!!!
*Audience Cheers*
L: She’s only 20 yrs old, has a kid, come on Yuna! Singing a duet with her Boyrfriend! Edward Elric…who is half her size!
Edward: I’M NOT SHORT!!!!
Yuna: Hurrah. Its my turn.
Man on the audience: Woah! She’s hot! Wooho!!
Another man: Wait, that’s her boyfriend?
Yet another man: He’s so short…what a waste.
Edward: *eye twitch*
Yuna: Hehehe….*clears throat*
*The lights go down, and the spot light focuses on Yuna and Edward*
(The Dyvinyls, I Touch Myself)
Yuna: I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Edward: I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Yuna: You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
Edward: I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you
Edward & Yuna: I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
*The lights go up…*
Audience: WOOOOHHHHH!!!! *they cheer pretty loud*
L: Well! That was impressive! What do the judges say?
Xemnas: They’re….ETEEEEEEEERNAL!!!!!
Snake: I want some more!
Naruto: Great! BELIEVE IT! You guys advance!
Yuna & Edward: HURRAH!
L: Well, isn’t that great? Bring out…the next one!!
*Audience cheers*
L: She’s only 19 yrs old (But doesn’t act like it…)
Sprow: HEY!
L: Woops! Will rip you apart if you get on her bad side…come on in Sprow!
Sprow: …
L: Err…I said…Come on in Sprow!
Sprow: *legs shaking*
L: (Somebody, give her a push!!!)
Squall: …Gladly…*tackles sprow, making her tumble onto the stage*
Sprow: EEP!!!! *looks at audience* Hehehe…*sweatdrops*
Man on Aundience: *wolf whistles* Wooo, Lookin’ good!
Sprow: …*jumps down to the audience and kicks the man in his… “manhood”*
Everybody: Oooohhhh….Ouch.
Sprow: *jumps back on stage* HMPH!
L: Well, that was entertaining!
*Lights once again go down, and focus on Sprow*
Sprow: *ahem*
(Carl Douglas, Kung Fu Fighting)
Sprow: Everybody was kung-fu fighting!!!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they fought with expert timing!
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown!
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down!
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part!
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip!
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!!!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they fought with expert timing!
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung!
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on!
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand!
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip!
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!!
Those cats were fast as lightning!!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they did it with expert timing!!!
..make sure you have expert timing!
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning!
*The lights go back up yet again…*
L:…Hmm…Well…that…was…err…
Audience:………WOOOOOHHH!!! *cheers*
Sprow: *Twitches and kicks Xemnas in the face*
Xemnas: AHHH!!! DARKNESS!!!!
Sprow: Eheheh…I can’t help it! *bites on tongue* Owwie!
Snake: Aside from the flying kick…that was surprisingly good.
Naruto: BELIVE IT! Another one advances.
Sprow: WEEEE!!!! *zips out of stage*
L:Uh…huh….oooookay….Anyway! Lets see who our next contestant is!!!
*Audience Cheers*
L: He’s 20! Has the attention span of a mushroom, give it up for…KAIL!!!!
*Audience cheers again*
Kail: *Runs onto stage* AHAHAHAH!!!!
L:…Anyway! Lets see if he can sing…
*Lights focus Kail*
Kail: YAY! LIGHT!!!! *runs around, jumping in circles*
Judges: *raise eyebrow*
Kail: Oh…right! SINGY TIME!!!
( That…Pokemon…Intro…song…thing)
Kail: I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokémon, to understand
The power that's inside.
Squall: *slaps forhead* Oh…no…
Kail: Pokémon
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokémon
You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokémon
Gotta catch 'em all
Pokémon!
Virdrag:…Something inside me….just died.
Audience:…What?!
Snake: DISGUSTING!
Naruto: MY EARS! *pulls rope* BELIEVE IT!!!
Kail: *trap door opens bellow him as he falls through* AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA….
*A while later*
Vincent:…
Kail: *Kail falls in front of him*
Vincent:…You too huh?
Kail: I WANT POCKY!!!!
Vincent:…
Kail: Hahaha *sucks on thumb as he falls over*
Vincent: …I hate my life…
To be continued......................................coc.kbags
(those who didnt get a spotlight, will get it next eppy)
L: Bleh….*changes channel*
Comedy Central
Stan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
L:….Old….*changes channel*
Cartoon Network[/i]
Cheese: DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
L: ….Eccch….*changes channel*
Nickelodeon
Kids: Spongebob Square pants!
L: Dear Lord. *changes channel*
Anime Channel
Singers: sotto DOA wo akete
yokaze no naka kutsu wa haite
(Lyrics of the PPGZ Anime intro)
L:….What the hell? *Changes channel*
Telemundo
News: Hoy noche, a las once! Vea las noticias aqui en Telemundo!
L:…Huh? *changes channel*
The CW
Woman: Welcome to America’s next top Model!
L:Hmmm….*looks at Yuna*
Yuna: *doing sit ups* ARGH! Must lose the weight I gained during pregnancy!!!! …Five-thousand and two hundred and ninety four…
L: ….Ehhh….*looks at Sprow*
Sprow: COOOKIES!!! *eating cookies while running away*
Squall: COME HERE!!!
L:…*looks at Rinoa*
Rinoa: SQUALL!!!! *runs after Squall who is chasing Sprow*
L:…*looks at Yuffie*
Yuffie: NEVER!!!
Locke:….What?
L:….*shakes head*…Nah…
Woman: Up next! Is American Idol!!!
L:…AHA!!!!
~Seed of Insanity Season 3, Episode 1~
L: *through Intercom* Everyone! Report to the outer fields IMMEDIATELY!
*Later Outside…*
Vincent:…Why did you call us? I was enjoying my Evanescence…
Locke:…I was busy with the damn Elephants…
Squall:…*chews on Pocky*…
Sprow: This better be good!
Yuffie: DISPLEASED.
Rinoa: *latches onto Squall’s Arm*
Squall:….
L:…Hehe….THIS! *snaps fingers as everyone is surrounded with light, then appearing at a stage with an audience cheering*
Everyone: What the hell!?!?
L: Welcome Tooooooo……….INSANITY’S IDOL!!!!!!
Everyone: OH HELL NO!
Yuffie: NEVER!!!!
*audience cheers*
L: Behold…your judges!
Random Voice: Froooooom, left to right! Here are…Xemnas, currently leader of Organization XIII! Loves evil things!
Xemnas: EEEEEEEEETERNAAAALL….
Random Voice:Ooookay… In the middle! Its Solid Snake!! Loves cardboard…boxes?
Snake: A surveillance camera?!
Random Voice: And on the right! Naruto!!! Loves Ramen!!!
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Squall:…Why the HELL are you doing this?
L:…I’m bored.
Squall:…
L: Anyway! Start picking your songs! You’ll be starting in 10 minutes.
Everyone: WHAT?!
*10 minutes later*
Sprow: ….
Squall: *poke*
Sprow: *shaking*
Squall: Oooookay, must be nervous…
Sprow: GAH!!!!!! *runs around screaming*
Everyone: …
*Back on stage…*
L: Okay, is everyone……READY!?!?!?!
*Audience Cheers*
L: Here’s our first contestant…He’s over 50 years old! Wears a red cape, and most of all, is EMO!
: I’M NOT EMO!!!! L: Yeah, Yeah. Here’s Vincent!
*Audience cheers*
Vincent: *clears throat*
*The lights go down as the spotlight focuses on Vincent*
Vincent:. …CRAWWWWWLIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIII- *is stopped*
Xemnas: Get out.
Vicent: Wha?
Snake: Read the sign! *Holds up a sign saying “NO EMO ALLOWED”*
Vincent: W-W-Wait, Give me another chanc-
Naruto: Nope. *pulls a rope* BELIEVE IT!
Vincent: *trap door opens from underneath as Vincent falls through* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*After a while of falling, Vincet reappears in the outer fields of Insanity Base*
Vincent: OOF!!! ….Well….talk about 15 seconds of fame…
*Back on stage…*
Everyone: *Shocked at what happened to Vincent*
L: Ahehehe….well, Bring out the next singer!!!
*Audience Cheers*
L: She’s only 20 yrs old, has a kid, come on Yuna! Singing a duet with her Boyrfriend! Edward Elric…who is half her size!
Edward: I’M NOT SHORT!!!!
Yuna: Hurrah. Its my turn.
Man on the audience: Woah! She’s hot! Wooho!!
Another man: Wait, that’s her boyfriend?
Yet another man: He’s so short…what a waste.
Edward: *eye twitch*
Yuna: Hehehe….*clears throat*
*The lights go down, and the spot light focuses on Yuna and Edward*
(The Dyvinyls, I Touch Myself)
Yuna: I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Edward: I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Yuna: You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
Edward: I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you
Edward & Yuna: I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
*The lights go up…*
Audience: WOOOOHHHHH!!!! *they cheer pretty loud*
L: Well! That was impressive! What do the judges say?
Xemnas: They’re….ETEEEEEEEERNAL!!!!!
Snake: I want some more!
Naruto: Great! BELIEVE IT! You guys advance!
Yuna & Edward: HURRAH!
L: Well, isn’t that great? Bring out…the next one!!
*Audience cheers*
L: She’s only 19 yrs old (But doesn’t act like it…)
Sprow: HEY!
L: Woops! Will rip you apart if you get on her bad side…come on in Sprow!
Sprow: …
L: Err…I said…Come on in Sprow!
Sprow: *legs shaking*
L: (Somebody, give her a push!!!)
Squall: …Gladly…*tackles sprow, making her tumble onto the stage*
Sprow: EEP!!!! *looks at audience* Hehehe…*sweatdrops*
Man on Aundience: *wolf whistles* Wooo, Lookin’ good!
Sprow: …*jumps down to the audience and kicks the man in his… “manhood”*
Everybody: Oooohhhh….Ouch.
Sprow: *jumps back on stage* HMPH!
L: Well, that was entertaining!
*Lights once again go down, and focus on Sprow*
Sprow: *ahem*
(Carl Douglas, Kung Fu Fighting)
Sprow: Everybody was kung-fu fighting!!!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they fought with expert timing!
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown!
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down!
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part!
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip!
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!!!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they fought with expert timing!
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung!
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on!
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand!
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip!
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!!
Those cats were fast as lightning!!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they did it with expert timing!!!
..make sure you have expert timing!
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning!
*The lights go back up yet again…*
L:…Hmm…Well…that…was…err…
Audience:………WOOOOOHHH!!! *cheers*
Sprow: *Twitches and kicks Xemnas in the face*
Xemnas: AHHH!!! DARKNESS!!!!
Sprow: Eheheh…I can’t help it! *bites on tongue* Owwie!
Snake: Aside from the flying kick…that was surprisingly good.
Naruto: BELIVE IT! Another one advances.
Sprow: WEEEE!!!! *zips out of stage*
L:Uh…huh….oooookay….Anyway! Lets see who our next contestant is!!!
*Audience Cheers*
L: He’s 20! Has the attention span of a mushroom, give it up for…KAIL!!!!
*Audience cheers again*
Kail: *Runs onto stage* AHAHAHAH!!!!
L:…Anyway! Lets see if he can sing…
*Lights focus Kail*
Kail: YAY! LIGHT!!!! *runs around, jumping in circles*
Judges: *raise eyebrow*
Kail: Oh…right! SINGY TIME!!!
( That…Pokemon…Intro…song…thing)
Kail: I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokémon, to understand
The power that's inside.
Squall: *slaps forhead* Oh…no…
Kail: Pokémon
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokémon
You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokémon
Gotta catch 'em all
Pokémon!
Virdrag:…Something inside me….just died.
Audience:…What?!
Snake: DISGUSTING!
Naruto: MY EARS! *pulls rope* BELIEVE IT!!!
Kail: *trap door opens bellow him as he falls through* AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA….
*A while later*
Vincent:…
Kail: *Kail falls in front of him*
Vincent:…You too huh?
Kail: I WANT POCKY!!!!
Vincent:…
Kail: Hahaha *sucks on thumb as he falls over*
Vincent: …I hate my life…
To be continued......................................coc.kbags
(those who didnt get a spotlight, will get it next eppy)
