Post by Squall on Jun 14, 2007 22:15:57 GMT -5
* 7 Months later…*
Locke: I’ll bet you…. seven internetz for that jar of cookies.
Squall: Seven what?
Locke: I’ve been plastered on the computer for wayyy to long, look at me. I’m not even high.
Squall:…What a….refreshing change of pace.
Locke: Not really…I miss the pink elephants and the little Paris Hilton monster that dwells in my closet….
Squall: …
Locke: …Don’t ask…
Squall: …I wont….
* Yuna and Edward walk in*
Edward: …You know these things take time!
Yuna: Its been TEN months already! TEN F***ING MONTHS!
Locke: *whispers to Squall* What’s up with her?
Squall: *whispers back* She’s been like this for a while…she wants to give birth already.
Locke: I hope she does…I can’t take the damn mood-swings.
Yuna: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!??!
Squall:…Good luck buddy. *runs out of the room*
Locke: Err...I…uh…
Yuna: ROAR!
*minutes later…*
Locke: *upside down in a dumpster nearby * ….Women….
~Seed of Insanity, Season 2 Episode 5~
Yuna: *looking down at her belly* GET OUT ALREADY!
L: I’m scared…
Balthier: And I used to like HER?
Virdrag: Amazing isn’t it?
Yuna: WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?!
L/Balthier/Virdrag: N-N-Nothing ma’am!
Yuna: Good.
Yuffie: CRAZY.
Yuna: YOU’RE GONNA GET ON MY CASE TOO!?
Yuffie: FEAR.
Squall: *To Ed* Shouldn’t you do something?
Edward: *holding up a bottle of Vodka* Does it LOOK like I’m in the condition of doing anything?
Squall: …I feel sorry for that baby….
Kail: Where do babies come from?!
Squall: Are you serious…?
Balthier: New Jersey.
Kail: OKAY! HAHAHAHA! *trips and falls on face*
Squall: Well, there’s one problem out of the way.
Sprow: *tips toes out of the room*
Squall: FREEZE!
Sprow: EEP! *turns around slowly, she’s holding a jar*
Squall: Give me that jar! *takes jar but notices its empty*
Sprow: *muffled* See? Nothing!
Squall: Open your mouth…
Sprow: *sweatdrops*
Squall: I SAID OPEN IT!
Sprow:…*runs*
Squall: ….Dammit!
*Rinoa walks in*
Rinoa: HI SQUALL!
Squall: NOT NOW!
Rinoa: But I LOVE YOU!
Everyone: hehehe…
Squall: SHUT UP!
*mean while…*
Yuna: Oh Ed…
Edward: …yeah?
Yuna: You know, I’ve heard to induce labor, the pregnant woman should have sex.
Edward: …Not now…not in the mood.
Yuna: WHAT?!
Edward: …yeah?
Yuna: So…you’re not in the mood now, but you WERE on the mood at Hartz’s funeral?!
Edward: It was a celebration of life!!!!
Yuna: You men…
* 5 Minutes later…*
Yuna: *bring a bucket of ice*
Edward: What are you doing…?
Yuna: *does something extremely sexual with the ice cubes*
Edward: ….Err….
*Edward launches himself towards Yuna*
Yuna: What are you doing!?
Edward: Getting that baby out!!!!
*Suddenly…*
Yuna: Ow!
Edward: huh?
Yuna: My stomach…it hurts!
Edward: Oh hell…
*The alarm sounds…*
L: *runs in* What’s going on?!
Edward: Its Yuna! She’s in labor!
L: Crap!
*Squall and Balthier run in*
Balthier: What’s goin- HOLY! You’re leaking!
Squall: *smacks Balthier over the head* Idiot. Her water broke.
Balthier: You don’t have to hit me!!! ….coc.kbag…
Squall:…What did you say? *glare*
Balthier: Err…nothing!
Squall: Good. Come Yuna, we’ll take you to the infirmary.
Edward: *looking through drawers*
Yuna: *trying to get up* ED! What are you looking for?
Edward: Magazines to look through at the hospital.
Yuna:…YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME!
Edward: I’M SORRY!
Balthier: Well…now we know who wears the pants here…
Edward:…Shut up.
* A while later…in the delivery room*
Yuna: AHHHH!!!
Doctor: Keep breathing, this contraction will be done in…five…four…tree…two…one..
Yuna: *sigh* Doctor…how long till its done and over with?
Doctor: Well…you’re…err…not set to “pop” yet.
Edward: How much till she is?
Doctor: In about 3 or so minutes.
Yuna: THANK GOD!
* 5 hours later…*
Yuna: ….
Edward: …
Yuna: Edward…I want ice chips.
Edward: I’m tired…
Yuna: *grabs Edward by the collar* I…WANT….ICECHIPS…..NOW!
Edward: Y-Y-Yes ma’am!
Doctor: Well, you’re a strong woman for being here for over 5 hours.
Yuna: Shut up or I’ll kill you too.
Doctor: *whispers to Ed* I feel sorry for your child…
Edward: Ahehehe….
*a few minutes later…*
Doctor: *checks on Yuna* well, Its time. I want you to push in this next contraction.
Yuna: AHHHHH!!!
Doctor: PUSH! I see a head!
Yuna: *pushes herself up while pushing, but headbutting Edward in the process*
Edward: ARGH!!! *gets up* You have no idea how much this hurts…
Doctor& Yuna: ….
Edward:…I’ll shut up now…
Doctor: Keep pushing!!
Yuna: AUGH!!!!
Doctor:…He’s…ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
Baby: HAHA! Victory is mine!! *takes out a jar*
Doctor: huh?
* The baby takes out a random scythe and cuts the Doctor’s head off*
Edward & Yuna:…
Baby: What are you looking at?!
Yuna: He’s beautiful…
Edward: What do you think we should name him?
Yuna: Arkyron!
Edward: …Sounds good…
Arkyron: *takes out a piece of paper that says “BOMB HERE” in certain places of the world*
Yuna: Aww! Look! Drawings!
Arkyron: SILENCE WOMAN!
* a while later, the new family come out and face the group*
Sprow: OOH BABY!
Squall:…congratulations…
Virdrag: CAN WE—
Vincent: BACK OFF! …Oh…I’ll teach you the ways of the emo!
Arkyron: NO!
Kail: BABY!!!
L: Kekeke….Congratz!
Yuffie: CONGRATULATIONS.
Sprow: I’ll teach you how to steal co- *passes out*
Everyone: …
Squall: What can we say…welcome, baby.
Arkyron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Season 2 end…………………………………..coc.kbags.
NOW! A preview for next season’s Seed of Insanity!
*crowd cheers*
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Sprow:…
Squall: Hello…?
Sprow: ….what…?
Squall: OH MY GOD, YOU’RE EMO!!!!
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Virdrag: And these are my parents.
L: No way…
Balthier: BOSS?!
Boss: Hello there, you’ve met my child.
Squall:Hey..fatty, you never told us your father was the boss of the ENTIRE FACILITY!
Virdrag: …So?
Squall: …
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L: Welcome to….INSANITY’S IDOL!!!!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!
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Rinoa: …Today’ the day Squall will be mine!
*some time later…*
Squall: *holding up gunblade at Vincent*
Vincent: Squall…What are you doing!?
Squall: …Must…appease…my master….Rinoa!!!
*Gunshot*
Coming SOON!!!
Locke: I’ll bet you…. seven internetz for that jar of cookies.
Squall: Seven what?
Locke: I’ve been plastered on the computer for wayyy to long, look at me. I’m not even high.
Squall:…What a….refreshing change of pace.
Locke: Not really…I miss the pink elephants and the little Paris Hilton monster that dwells in my closet….
Squall: …
Locke: …Don’t ask…
Squall: …I wont….
* Yuna and Edward walk in*
Edward: …You know these things take time!
Yuna: Its been TEN months already! TEN F***ING MONTHS!
Locke: *whispers to Squall* What’s up with her?
Squall: *whispers back* She’s been like this for a while…she wants to give birth already.
Locke: I hope she does…I can’t take the damn mood-swings.
Yuna: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!??!
Squall:…Good luck buddy. *runs out of the room*
Locke: Err...I…uh…
Yuna: ROAR!
*minutes later…*
Locke: *upside down in a dumpster nearby * ….Women….
~Seed of Insanity, Season 2 Episode 5~
Yuna: *looking down at her belly* GET OUT ALREADY!
L: I’m scared…
Balthier: And I used to like HER?
Virdrag: Amazing isn’t it?
Yuna: WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?!
L/Balthier/Virdrag: N-N-Nothing ma’am!
Yuna: Good.
Yuffie: CRAZY.
Yuna: YOU’RE GONNA GET ON MY CASE TOO!?
Yuffie: FEAR.
Squall: *To Ed* Shouldn’t you do something?
Edward: *holding up a bottle of Vodka* Does it LOOK like I’m in the condition of doing anything?
Squall: …I feel sorry for that baby….
Kail: Where do babies come from?!
Squall: Are you serious…?
Balthier: New Jersey.
Kail: OKAY! HAHAHAHA! *trips and falls on face*
Squall: Well, there’s one problem out of the way.
Sprow: *tips toes out of the room*
Squall: FREEZE!
Sprow: EEP! *turns around slowly, she’s holding a jar*
Squall: Give me that jar! *takes jar but notices its empty*
Sprow: *muffled* See? Nothing!
Squall: Open your mouth…
Sprow: *sweatdrops*
Squall: I SAID OPEN IT!
Sprow:…*runs*
Squall: ….Dammit!
*Rinoa walks in*
Rinoa: HI SQUALL!
Squall: NOT NOW!
Rinoa: But I LOVE YOU!
Everyone: hehehe…
Squall: SHUT UP!
*mean while…*
Yuna: Oh Ed…
Edward: …yeah?
Yuna: You know, I’ve heard to induce labor, the pregnant woman should have sex.
Edward: …Not now…not in the mood.
Yuna: WHAT?!
Edward: …yeah?
Yuna: So…you’re not in the mood now, but you WERE on the mood at Hartz’s funeral?!
Edward: It was a celebration of life!!!!
Yuna: You men…
* 5 Minutes later…*
Yuna: *bring a bucket of ice*
Edward: What are you doing…?
Yuna: *does something extremely sexual with the ice cubes*
Edward: ….Err….
*Edward launches himself towards Yuna*
Yuna: What are you doing!?
Edward: Getting that baby out!!!!
*Suddenly…*
Yuna: Ow!
Edward: huh?
Yuna: My stomach…it hurts!
Edward: Oh hell…
*The alarm sounds…*
L: *runs in* What’s going on?!
Edward: Its Yuna! She’s in labor!
L: Crap!
*Squall and Balthier run in*
Balthier: What’s goin- HOLY! You’re leaking!
Squall: *smacks Balthier over the head* Idiot. Her water broke.
Balthier: You don’t have to hit me!!! ….coc.kbag…
Squall:…What did you say? *glare*
Balthier: Err…nothing!
Squall: Good. Come Yuna, we’ll take you to the infirmary.
Edward: *looking through drawers*
Yuna: *trying to get up* ED! What are you looking for?
Edward: Magazines to look through at the hospital.
Yuna:…YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME!
Edward: I’M SORRY!
Balthier: Well…now we know who wears the pants here…
Edward:…Shut up.
* A while later…in the delivery room*
Yuna: AHHHH!!!
Doctor: Keep breathing, this contraction will be done in…five…four…tree…two…one..
Yuna: *sigh* Doctor…how long till its done and over with?
Doctor: Well…you’re…err…not set to “pop” yet.
Edward: How much till she is?
Doctor: In about 3 or so minutes.
Yuna: THANK GOD!
* 5 hours later…*
Yuna: ….
Edward: …
Yuna: Edward…I want ice chips.
Edward: I’m tired…
Yuna: *grabs Edward by the collar* I…WANT….ICECHIPS…..NOW!
Edward: Y-Y-Yes ma’am!
Doctor: Well, you’re a strong woman for being here for over 5 hours.
Yuna: Shut up or I’ll kill you too.
Doctor: *whispers to Ed* I feel sorry for your child…
Edward: Ahehehe….
*a few minutes later…*
Doctor: *checks on Yuna* well, Its time. I want you to push in this next contraction.
Yuna: AHHHHH!!!
Doctor: PUSH! I see a head!
Yuna: *pushes herself up while pushing, but headbutting Edward in the process*
Edward: ARGH!!! *gets up* You have no idea how much this hurts…
Doctor& Yuna: ….
Edward:…I’ll shut up now…
Doctor: Keep pushing!!
Yuna: AUGH!!!!
Doctor:…He’s…ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
Baby: HAHA! Victory is mine!! *takes out a jar*
Doctor: huh?
* The baby takes out a random scythe and cuts the Doctor’s head off*
Edward & Yuna:…
Baby: What are you looking at?!
Yuna: He’s beautiful…
Edward: What do you think we should name him?
Yuna: Arkyron!
Edward: …Sounds good…
Arkyron: *takes out a piece of paper that says “BOMB HERE” in certain places of the world*
Yuna: Aww! Look! Drawings!
Arkyron: SILENCE WOMAN!
* a while later, the new family come out and face the group*
Sprow: OOH BABY!
Squall:…congratulations…
Virdrag: CAN WE—
Vincent: BACK OFF! …Oh…I’ll teach you the ways of the emo!
Arkyron: NO!
Kail: BABY!!!
L: Kekeke….Congratz!
Yuffie: CONGRATULATIONS.
Sprow: I’ll teach you how to steal co- *passes out*
Everyone: …
Squall: What can we say…welcome, baby.
Arkyron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Season 2 end…………………………………..coc.kbags.
NOW! A preview for next season’s Seed of Insanity!
*crowd cheers*
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Sprow:…
Squall: Hello…?
Sprow: ….what…?
Squall: OH MY GOD, YOU’RE EMO!!!!
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Virdrag: And these are my parents.
L: No way…
Balthier: BOSS?!
Boss: Hello there, you’ve met my child.
Squall:Hey..fatty, you never told us your father was the boss of the ENTIRE FACILITY!
Virdrag: …So?
Squall: …
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L: Welcome to….INSANITY’S IDOL!!!!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!
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Rinoa: …Today’ the day Squall will be mine!
*some time later…*
Squall: *holding up gunblade at Vincent*
Vincent: Squall…What are you doing!?
Squall: …Must…appease…my master….Rinoa!!!
*Gunshot*
Coming SOON!!!