Post by Squall on Jun 5, 2007 16:24:29 GMT -5
* In the control room of Insanity Base*
Balthier: …..*snore*
L: ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THE JOB?!
Balthier: *jolts awake* ERR! No! Just…err…here, looking at the spots.
Squall: ….Spots?
Kail: YAY! Spots on the monitor!!
L:…Those aren’t spots….those are…
Squall:…Enemy units! Someone’s attacking us! It’s a very huge army too…
Balthier: Dammit!
L: How much time until they arrive here?
Squall: 30 minutes to impact!
Balthier:…F***ing great…
Kail: *chews on pocky* YOU GUYS WANT POCKY?! HAHAHAHAH!
Squall/L/Balthier: ….
~Seed of Insanity, Season 2 Episode 4~
*The alarm wails across the base waking our soldiers up*
Sprow: GAH!! *falls on floor*
Vincent: What’s….with all the commotion..?
*Squall runs in but is tackled glomped by Rinoa*
Rinoa: GOOD MORNING SQUALL!
Squall: DAMMIT! Now’s not the time! Everyone up! We’re being attacked!
*Everyone gets up quickly and starts getting their equipment together*
Squall: *notices Rinoa is still dangling by his neck*
Rinoa: HI!
Squall: ….(Please…let her die)
*mean while…*
Shun: I’m gonna blast meh some muthaf**as!
Everyone: Shut up!
*After a few minutes of getting ready…*
L: Hey! Squall, we have an in coming transmission!
Squall: Patch it through the main monitor so that everyone can see it.
* the monitor opens up with static and then shows a man with white hair and eyes*
Everyone:…YOU!
Releguel: Hello there. Remember me?
L: What the hell do you want with us?
Releguel: Mwuahahahah! Lets see how long you’ll all survive!
*The monitor goes off-line*
Everyone: ….Coc.kbag…
L: Whatever his reason…
Squall:…This is going to be one hell of a battle.
Everyone: Gotcha, Boss!
Squall: …Shut up…
*Outside*
Yuna:…Why am I here?
Hartz: Soldier shortage. Plus, I drugged your cereal.
Yuna: …
Yuffie: FEAR.
Squall: Just remember training.
*Over the mountain side hundreds of soldiers with black helmets and swords can be seen running towards the base*
L:….Holy….
Squall: Too late for regrets….ATTACK!
Everyone: CHARGE!!!
*After clashing with the army, everyone is fighting their share of battles*
Yuna: Rawr. *uses her short swords to slice off the enemy’s head*
Yuffie: EASY. *throws shuriken and slices them in half*
Yuna & Yuffie: GIRL POWER.
Vincent:…That was so corny…
Yuna & Yuffie: …Shut up…
*Mean while…*
Squall: *slashes through enemy lines with much ease* Too easy….huh?
*notices Rinoa is in trouble fighting a bunch of soldiers*
Rinoa: AHHH! HELP MEEE!
Squall:…
Rinoa: SQUALL!
Squall:…
Rinoa:H-HELP…!
Squall:…Why do I have to be such a nice guy…?
*Squall runs over to Rinoa and yanks her arm over to his side*
Squall: AHH! *uses his other hand and fires fireballs at the enemy setting them on fire*
*smokes clears and there isn’t a single soldier left standing*
Squall: *Looks at Rinoa* …You ok?
Rinoa: *blushing* Y-Yeah…
Squall: Now, this doesn’t mea- *is glomped by Rinoa*
Rinoa: YOU DO LOVE ME!!!
Squall: …I deserved that…
*Balthier runs in*
Balthier: I heard some screa-- *notices Squall and Rinoa* Oh…Heheheh…
Squall: SHUT UP!
*Meanwhile…*
Kail: HIYA GUYS!
Soldier: Huh? Kill him!
Kail: How’re *trips and falls on face thus dodging the enemy’s blow* AHAHAHAH!
Soldier: HUH!?
Kail: *gets up quickly and luckily headbutts the soldier in the process* YAY! We’re playing dead! *sucks on thumb*
*Kail then notices sword-chucks on the ground*
Kail: Ohhhh!!
Soldier: What is everone waiting for! He’s an idiot! Kill him!
*One of the soldiers approach Kail but is cut in half by his strike*
Soldier: …How did he do that?
Kail:…Do what?
*Kail moves quickly and slaughters the entire batch of soldiers*
Kail: YAY! WE ARE PLAYING DEAD! *falls over*
*Meanwhile…*
L: Kekekeke….*uses his exploding cards to cover as many soldiers as possible and making them explode*
Locke: Err…L…
L: Ehehe…HAHAHAHAH!
Locke: L!
L: BWUAHAHAHAH! Oh, what?
Locke:…Never mind….
Hartz: Damn! *shoots arrow* They never end!
Shun: This is Madness!!
Hartz: Madness? No….THIS…..IS……*is shot square in the head*
Everyone: Hartz!!
Shun: SNIIIIIIIIIIIIPEEEEEEEE- *is shot too*
Everyone:….HUZZAH!
Al: He’s over there!
*Al points over at a hill hiding a sniper*
L: GAH! How do we get there?!
Al:…I’ll do it.
Edward: *hiccups* Are you crazy! *hiccups*
Al: Good bye!
Edward: AL!
*Al jumps over the hill using his metal body to block any shoot*
Al: AHHHH!!
*Al self destructs taking the sniper with him*
Squall: *over the radio* How are you holding up?!
L: *over the radio* Not good! We’ve lost Hartz, Shun, and Al!
Squall:…They’re not important…
L: Good point. But we’re being over runned! We need to use…IT.
Squall: *groans* Okay…
*a little while later*
Soldier 1: Where are they?!
Soldier 2: They went back to the base!
*Inside the headquaters…*
Squall: Alright….I’m only lending you them!
: GOTCHA BOSS!
Squall: Don’t call me that!
*outside*
Soldier 1: CHARGE!!
*The remaining enemy skids to a halt once the door to the base slowly opens*
Soldier 1: Huh?
*Once the door open it reveals….Sprow*
Sprow: HELLO! *waves hand*
L: Press it now!!
Squall: *pushes a button and thousands of cookies shoot out of the base and into the enemy army*
Soldiers: …what?
Sprow: C-C-C-C-COOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
Soldiers:….Uh….oh…
*Sprow dives at the enemy, only a few white flashes can be seen dashing through the enemy lines*
L: Sheesh! Why didn’t we think of this sooner?
Sprow: WHEEE!!!! *passes out*
Squall:…I knew this was going to happen…
L: Lets finish it off!
Virdrag: Gotcha!
Vincent: Poor lost souls…
Virdrag: Shut it emo!
Vincent:….*pushes Virdrag down-hill*
Virdrag: AHHHH!!!
*Virdrag starts rolling downhill thus crushing the remaining enemy*
Squall:…Good thinking….
*Everyone looks over the hill*
L: Is it over…?
*Lighting strikes the ground as Releguel appears*
Releguel: Hello th-
Everyone: GET OUT!
Releguel: AHH! *disappears*
*…That next day*
L: …Here we honor the memories of Hartz, Shun and Al who died in battle last night.
Sprow: *sniffs* They were so young.
The tombstone reads: Here rests the body of 3 heroes…true douche bags
Everyone:…
Balthier: So….anyone want to order Chinese?
L: DO I EVER!
Squall:…Yeah….me too….lets eat.
Rinoa: YAY! *glomps Squall*
Everyone: hehehe….
Squall:…I should have left you for the dogs…
To be continued……………………………………………..coc.kbags
Balthier: …..*snore*
L: ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THE JOB?!
Balthier: *jolts awake* ERR! No! Just…err…here, looking at the spots.
Squall: ….Spots?
Kail: YAY! Spots on the monitor!!
L:…Those aren’t spots….those are…
Squall:…Enemy units! Someone’s attacking us! It’s a very huge army too…
Balthier: Dammit!
L: How much time until they arrive here?
Squall: 30 minutes to impact!
Balthier:…F***ing great…
Kail: *chews on pocky* YOU GUYS WANT POCKY?! HAHAHAHAH!
Squall/L/Balthier: ….
~Seed of Insanity, Season 2 Episode 4~
*The alarm wails across the base waking our soldiers up*
Sprow: GAH!! *falls on floor*
Vincent: What’s….with all the commotion..?
*Squall runs in but is tackled glomped by Rinoa*
Rinoa: GOOD MORNING SQUALL!
Squall: DAMMIT! Now’s not the time! Everyone up! We’re being attacked!
*Everyone gets up quickly and starts getting their equipment together*
Squall: *notices Rinoa is still dangling by his neck*
Rinoa: HI!
Squall: ….(Please…let her die)
*mean while…*
Shun: I’m gonna blast meh some muthaf**as!
Everyone: Shut up!
*After a few minutes of getting ready…*
L: Hey! Squall, we have an in coming transmission!
Squall: Patch it through the main monitor so that everyone can see it.
* the monitor opens up with static and then shows a man with white hair and eyes*
Everyone:…YOU!
Releguel: Hello there. Remember me?
L: What the hell do you want with us?
Releguel: Mwuahahahah! Lets see how long you’ll all survive!
*The monitor goes off-line*
Everyone: ….Coc.kbag…
L: Whatever his reason…
Squall:…This is going to be one hell of a battle.
Everyone: Gotcha, Boss!
Squall: …Shut up…
*Outside*
Yuna:…Why am I here?
Hartz: Soldier shortage. Plus, I drugged your cereal.
Yuna: …
Yuffie: FEAR.
Squall: Just remember training.
*Over the mountain side hundreds of soldiers with black helmets and swords can be seen running towards the base*
L:….Holy….
Squall: Too late for regrets….ATTACK!
Everyone: CHARGE!!!
*After clashing with the army, everyone is fighting their share of battles*
Yuna: Rawr. *uses her short swords to slice off the enemy’s head*
Yuffie: EASY. *throws shuriken and slices them in half*
Yuna & Yuffie: GIRL POWER.
Vincent:…That was so corny…
Yuna & Yuffie: …Shut up…
*Mean while…*
Squall: *slashes through enemy lines with much ease* Too easy….huh?
*notices Rinoa is in trouble fighting a bunch of soldiers*
Rinoa: AHHH! HELP MEEE!
Squall:…
Rinoa: SQUALL!
Squall:…
Rinoa:H-HELP…!
Squall:…Why do I have to be such a nice guy…?
*Squall runs over to Rinoa and yanks her arm over to his side*
Squall: AHH! *uses his other hand and fires fireballs at the enemy setting them on fire*
*smokes clears and there isn’t a single soldier left standing*
Squall: *Looks at Rinoa* …You ok?
Rinoa: *blushing* Y-Yeah…
Squall: Now, this doesn’t mea- *is glomped by Rinoa*
Rinoa: YOU DO LOVE ME!!!
Squall: …I deserved that…
*Balthier runs in*
Balthier: I heard some screa-- *notices Squall and Rinoa* Oh…Heheheh…
Squall: SHUT UP!
*Meanwhile…*
Kail: HIYA GUYS!
Soldier: Huh? Kill him!
Kail: How’re *trips and falls on face thus dodging the enemy’s blow* AHAHAHAH!
Soldier: HUH!?
Kail: *gets up quickly and luckily headbutts the soldier in the process* YAY! We’re playing dead! *sucks on thumb*
*Kail then notices sword-chucks on the ground*
Kail: Ohhhh!!
Soldier: What is everone waiting for! He’s an idiot! Kill him!
*One of the soldiers approach Kail but is cut in half by his strike*
Soldier: …How did he do that?
Kail:…Do what?
*Kail moves quickly and slaughters the entire batch of soldiers*
Kail: YAY! WE ARE PLAYING DEAD! *falls over*
*Meanwhile…*
L: Kekekeke….*uses his exploding cards to cover as many soldiers as possible and making them explode*
Locke: Err…L…
L: Ehehe…HAHAHAHAH!
Locke: L!
L: BWUAHAHAHAH! Oh, what?
Locke:…Never mind….
Hartz: Damn! *shoots arrow* They never end!
Shun: This is Madness!!
Hartz: Madness? No….THIS…..IS……*is shot square in the head*
Everyone: Hartz!!
Shun: SNIIIIIIIIIIIIPEEEEEEEE- *is shot too*
Everyone:….HUZZAH!
Al: He’s over there!
*Al points over at a hill hiding a sniper*
L: GAH! How do we get there?!
Al:…I’ll do it.
Edward: *hiccups* Are you crazy! *hiccups*
Al: Good bye!
Edward: AL!
*Al jumps over the hill using his metal body to block any shoot*
Al: AHHHH!!
*Al self destructs taking the sniper with him*
Squall: *over the radio* How are you holding up?!
L: *over the radio* Not good! We’ve lost Hartz, Shun, and Al!
Squall:…They’re not important…
L: Good point. But we’re being over runned! We need to use…IT.
Squall: *groans* Okay…
*a little while later*
Soldier 1: Where are they?!
Soldier 2: They went back to the base!
*Inside the headquaters…*
Squall: Alright….I’m only lending you them!
: GOTCHA BOSS! Squall: Don’t call me that!
*outside*
Soldier 1: CHARGE!!
*The remaining enemy skids to a halt once the door to the base slowly opens*
Soldier 1: Huh?
*Once the door open it reveals….Sprow*
Sprow: HELLO! *waves hand*
L: Press it now!!
Squall: *pushes a button and thousands of cookies shoot out of the base and into the enemy army*
Soldiers: …what?
Sprow: C-C-C-C-COOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
Soldiers:….Uh….oh…
*Sprow dives at the enemy, only a few white flashes can be seen dashing through the enemy lines*
L: Sheesh! Why didn’t we think of this sooner?
Sprow: WHEEE!!!! *passes out*
Squall:…I knew this was going to happen…
L: Lets finish it off!
Virdrag: Gotcha!
Vincent: Poor lost souls…
Virdrag: Shut it emo!
Vincent:….*pushes Virdrag down-hill*
Virdrag: AHHHH!!!
*Virdrag starts rolling downhill thus crushing the remaining enemy*
Squall:…Good thinking….
*Everyone looks over the hill*
L: Is it over…?
*Lighting strikes the ground as Releguel appears*
Releguel: Hello th-
Everyone: GET OUT!
Releguel: AHH! *disappears*
*…That next day*
L: …Here we honor the memories of Hartz, Shun and Al who died in battle last night.
Sprow: *sniffs* They were so young.
The tombstone reads: Here rests the body of 3 heroes…true douche bags
Everyone:…
Balthier: So….anyone want to order Chinese?
L: DO I EVER!
Squall:…Yeah….me too….lets eat.
Rinoa: YAY! *glomps Squall*
Everyone: hehehe….
Squall:…I should have left you for the dogs…
To be continued……………………………………………..coc.kbags
? Any way a great SoI Squall XD