Post by Squall on May 29, 2007 0:25:42 GMT -5
*…Three months later….*
Yuffie: Say, isn’t today yours and Edward’s anniversary?
Yuna: *holding a box* Yup! I’ve got a present for him…and a very romantic evening …hehe…
*Yuna leaves the room*
Sprow: *peers inside the box*
Yuffie: CURIOUS.
Sprow: Shhh! I want to see what she got him!
* Sprow peers down the box and pulls out a video*
Sprow: What is this?
*she looks at the back of the video, and VERY graphic pictures are shown*
Sprow: AHHH! MY EYES!!!
Yuffie: Cant believe she got him porn for his anniversary.
*Sprow runs to the sink and washes her eyes out*
Sprow: MUST…..CLEANSE!!!!
Yuffie: …
~Seed of Insanity Season 2, Episode 3~
Yuffie: Wow, Yuna! Your belly has gotten fa-
Yuna: Shut up! Its part of being pregnant! Though….I wonder how it feels when one’s giving birth.
Sprow: You know, my friend has this video of her giving birth.
Yuna: Really? What are their names?
Sprow: Lollipop and Sugar rush. See? It says it on the label *holds up video*
Yuna:….What the hell?
Sprow: Lollipop is the mother; Sugar rush is the daughter…the father’s name is Cookie.
Yuffie & Yuna: …
Sprow:…Why am I friends with these people?
Yuffie: CONFUSED.
Yuna: You’re not the only one…say, leave that video on the table. Edward should be here soon after the male’s training session.
Yuffie & Sprow: Okay!
*Rinoa walks in*
Rinoa: Hi guys! What are you guys doing?
Sprow: DROP DEAD!
Rinoa: HEY!
Yuffie: HOT-HEADED
Yuna: You sure hate her…
Sprow: Something about her makes my blood boil…
*Rinoa gets the collar of her shirt tangled up on the coat hangar*
Rinoa: AHHHHH! SQUALL! SAVE ME!!
Sprow: *eye twitches* THAT’S WHY!
Yuna: Good point. Come one! Everyone out! I need to prepare myself for Edward.
Yuffie: Happy humping!
Yuna: *shifty expression*
*All the girls leave the room except for Yuna*
Yuna: Okay…now, to get ready! *She heads to her room*
*Edward walks through the door*
Edward: Honey! I’m home!
Yuna: Welcome home! Now just wait right there! I’m slipping into something more comfortable!
Edward: Oh!
*Edward goes to the table and finds a video*
Edward: …Lollipop and Sugar rush?
*He looks at the title again*
Edward: She got me porn?!
*He looks at the title yet again*
Edward: Girl on Girl porn!?!? She must really love me!
*Edward quickly runs up to the TV and pops in the tape and jumps on the couch and puts his feet up on the table*
Man on video: Now…just relax…
Edward: God bless America!
Woman on video: *screams bloody murder*
Edward: Oh Dear god!
Doctor on TV: NOW PUSH!
Edward: MY EYES!!!
Woman on video: AHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Edward: *pushing the stop button* I’M TRYING!
*Five minutes later…*
Yuna: *Comes out of her room* Hello there.
Edward: …..AHHHH!!!! *jumps out of window*
Yuna: Huh? H-hey, wait up! *Follows after wards*
*Squall and L walk in*
L: What’s all the commotion?
*Balthier walks in next*
Balthier: I heard there was some action going on here!
Squall:…Sick bastard…
L: Hey, what’s with that video on the table?
Balthier & L: Lollipop and Sugar rush? …Girl on Girl porn!?
Squall:…
Balthier: Pop it in!
Squall: …Losers…
L: You’re not going to join us Squall?
Squall:…Not into that stuff…
Balthier: What?! You sure you’re not ga—
Squall: Finish that sentence and I’ll tear off your arms and shove them down your throat.
Balthier: EEP!
Squall:…Later…*he leaves the room*
L: Anyway…*presses play*
* 5 minutes later*
L: MY EYES!!
Balthier: WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!?!?!?
L: AHHH! What the **** was that?
Balthier: Does it LOOK like I want to know?!?!?
*Sprow and Edward walk in*
Edward: STAY AWAY!!
Sprow: Um…What’s wrong with you?
Edward: You WANT to know what’s wrong?
Balthier & L: Don’t do it!
Sprow: Oh, you mean that video? Jeez! Its just a beautiful part of life!! WHEE!
Edward: You wouldn’t know! YOU didn’t see it!
Sprow: OH! What was so bad about it!
Edward:…There were heads…blood….dilating…oh the dilating…*cringes*
Sprow: That’s birth! It’s a beautiful thing!
Edward: You call THIS beautiful! *presses play*
Woman on video: AHHHHH!!!!! OH MY GOD! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!
Sprow: AHHH!! No wonder my mother hates me!!! MY EYES ARE INFECTED AGAIN! *zips out of room but passes out midway*
*L can be seen in a corner*
L: I’m in my happy place…I’m in my happy place! *rocks back and forth*
*Kail walks in*
Kail: HIYA GUYS!
Balthier: *lightbulb* Hey Kail! There’s a tape on the VCR about the making of Taffy!
Kail: OH JOLLY GOODNESS! *trips and falls on face* AHAHAHAH!
*Kail watches the video….all of it*
Kail: …
Balthier: SUCCESS! HE SHUT UP!
Kail: What an impeccable video about showing a homosapien giving birth to its female offspring. Intriguing.
Everyone: WHAT THE ****?!
Kail: Whatcha looking at guys?! *sucks on thumb* AHAHAH!
Squall: Did…that make him temporarily smart?
Balthier: …Damn…
*Yuna and Yuffie walk in*
Yuna: Oh goodness, THERE you are Edward! What happened?!
Edward:…
Yuna: Ed?
Edward: You want to see what happened?!
L: RUN FOR IT!!
*Everyone runs out of the room leaving Yuna, Ed, and Yuffie*
Edward: Look…*presses play again*
* 5 minutes later*
Yuna: Oh…sweet mother of…AHHHH!!!
Yuffie: EYES INFECTED. I feel so sorry for you Yuna! *puts hand on her shoulder*
Yuna: DON’T TOUCH ME!
Doctor on video: NOW PUSH!!
Woman on video: AHHHHH!!!!!
Edward: Why have I watched this thing over THREE TIMES?! I should be drinking!
Yuffie: Wait look…the baby…its born!
Edward: Wow…the mother looks so happy.
Yuffie: Congratulations Yu-
Yuna: Oh f**k you guys, you don’t have to do it!
Yuffie: *sweatdrops and leaves the room*
Edward: ….Oh sweet moses…what a day…part of my soul died.
Yuna: Hey Ed…where were we?
Edward:…You know, I don’t think I can do that anymore.
Yuna: The video…?
Edward: Yeah…oh God.
Yuna: Why don’t we just hide the video and pretend it never happened?
*Edward pulls up a cushion on the couch and put the video under it*
Edward:…Now you we just need to get rid of this couch.
*Yuna picks up the couch with much ease and throws it out the window*
Yuna:…Question, why did you watch that video?
Edward:…I…thought you got me…porn for our anniversary…
Yuna:…Ed!
Edward: I'm sorry!
Yuna:…Well…*pulls out a the box she had originally and pulls out a sleazy video from it* I DID!
Edward: YOU DO LOVE ME!
* Out side…*
*Vincent and Virdrag are walking by*
Vincent: Hey…a couch!
Virdrag: Cool! I wonder how it tastes…
Vincent: BACK OFF FATTY!
Virdrag: HEY!
*Vincent looks that the cushion is slightly pulled upwards*
Vincent: Hey! Look…a video!
Virdrag:….Lollipop and Sugar rush?
Vincent: …*looks at Virdrag*
Virdrag: …*looks at Vincent*
Virdrag & Vincent:….HUZZAH!
To be continued……………………………………………..coc.kbags
Yuffie: Say, isn’t today yours and Edward’s anniversary?
Yuna: *holding a box* Yup! I’ve got a present for him…and a very romantic evening …hehe…
*Yuna leaves the room*
Sprow: *peers inside the box*
Yuffie: CURIOUS.
Sprow: Shhh! I want to see what she got him!
* Sprow peers down the box and pulls out a video*
Sprow: What is this?
*she looks at the back of the video, and VERY graphic pictures are shown*
Sprow: AHHH! MY EYES!!!
Yuffie: Cant believe she got him porn for his anniversary.
*Sprow runs to the sink and washes her eyes out*
Sprow: MUST…..CLEANSE!!!!
Yuffie: …
~Seed of Insanity Season 2, Episode 3~
Yuffie: Wow, Yuna! Your belly has gotten fa-
Yuna: Shut up! Its part of being pregnant! Though….I wonder how it feels when one’s giving birth.
Sprow: You know, my friend has this video of her giving birth.
Yuna: Really? What are their names?
Sprow: Lollipop and Sugar rush. See? It says it on the label *holds up video*
Yuna:….What the hell?
Sprow: Lollipop is the mother; Sugar rush is the daughter…the father’s name is Cookie.
Yuffie & Yuna: …
Sprow:…Why am I friends with these people?
Yuffie: CONFUSED.
Yuna: You’re not the only one…say, leave that video on the table. Edward should be here soon after the male’s training session.
Yuffie & Sprow: Okay!
*Rinoa walks in*
Rinoa: Hi guys! What are you guys doing?
Sprow: DROP DEAD!
Rinoa: HEY!
Yuffie: HOT-HEADED
Yuna: You sure hate her…
Sprow: Something about her makes my blood boil…
*Rinoa gets the collar of her shirt tangled up on the coat hangar*
Rinoa: AHHHHH! SQUALL! SAVE ME!!
Sprow: *eye twitches* THAT’S WHY!
Yuna: Good point. Come one! Everyone out! I need to prepare myself for Edward.
Yuffie: Happy humping!
Yuna: *shifty expression*
*All the girls leave the room except for Yuna*
Yuna: Okay…now, to get ready! *She heads to her room*
*Edward walks through the door*
Edward: Honey! I’m home!
Yuna: Welcome home! Now just wait right there! I’m slipping into something more comfortable!
Edward: Oh!
*Edward goes to the table and finds a video*
Edward: …Lollipop and Sugar rush?
*He looks at the title again*
Edward: She got me porn?!
*He looks at the title yet again*
Edward: Girl on Girl porn!?!? She must really love me!
*Edward quickly runs up to the TV and pops in the tape and jumps on the couch and puts his feet up on the table*
Man on video: Now…just relax…
Edward: God bless America!
Woman on video: *screams bloody murder*
Edward: Oh Dear god!
Doctor on TV: NOW PUSH!
Edward: MY EYES!!!
Woman on video: AHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Edward: *pushing the stop button* I’M TRYING!
*Five minutes later…*
Yuna: *Comes out of her room* Hello there.
Edward: …..AHHHH!!!! *jumps out of window*
Yuna: Huh? H-hey, wait up! *Follows after wards*
*Squall and L walk in*
L: What’s all the commotion?
*Balthier walks in next*
Balthier: I heard there was some action going on here!
Squall:…Sick bastard…
L: Hey, what’s with that video on the table?
Balthier & L: Lollipop and Sugar rush? …Girl on Girl porn!?
Squall:…
Balthier: Pop it in!
Squall: …Losers…
L: You’re not going to join us Squall?
Squall:…Not into that stuff…
Balthier: What?! You sure you’re not ga—
Squall: Finish that sentence and I’ll tear off your arms and shove them down your throat.
Balthier: EEP!
Squall:…Later…*he leaves the room*
L: Anyway…*presses play*
* 5 minutes later*
L: MY EYES!!
Balthier: WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!?!?!?
L: AHHH! What the **** was that?
Balthier: Does it LOOK like I want to know?!?!?
*Sprow and Edward walk in*
Edward: STAY AWAY!!
Sprow: Um…What’s wrong with you?
Edward: You WANT to know what’s wrong?
Balthier & L: Don’t do it!
Sprow: Oh, you mean that video? Jeez! Its just a beautiful part of life!! WHEE!
Edward: You wouldn’t know! YOU didn’t see it!
Sprow: OH! What was so bad about it!
Edward:…There were heads…blood….dilating…oh the dilating…*cringes*
Sprow: That’s birth! It’s a beautiful thing!
Edward: You call THIS beautiful! *presses play*
Woman on video: AHHHHH!!!!! OH MY GOD! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!
Sprow: AHHH!! No wonder my mother hates me!!! MY EYES ARE INFECTED AGAIN! *zips out of room but passes out midway*
*L can be seen in a corner*
L: I’m in my happy place…I’m in my happy place! *rocks back and forth*
*Kail walks in*
Kail: HIYA GUYS!
Balthier: *lightbulb* Hey Kail! There’s a tape on the VCR about the making of Taffy!
Kail: OH JOLLY GOODNESS! *trips and falls on face* AHAHAHAH!
*Kail watches the video….all of it*
Kail: …
Balthier: SUCCESS! HE SHUT UP!
Kail: What an impeccable video about showing a homosapien giving birth to its female offspring. Intriguing.
Everyone: WHAT THE ****?!
Kail: Whatcha looking at guys?! *sucks on thumb* AHAHAH!
Squall: Did…that make him temporarily smart?
Balthier: …Damn…
*Yuna and Yuffie walk in*
Yuna: Oh goodness, THERE you are Edward! What happened?!
Edward:…
Yuna: Ed?
Edward: You want to see what happened?!
L: RUN FOR IT!!
*Everyone runs out of the room leaving Yuna, Ed, and Yuffie*
Edward: Look…*presses play again*
* 5 minutes later*
Yuna: Oh…sweet mother of…AHHHH!!!
Yuffie: EYES INFECTED. I feel so sorry for you Yuna! *puts hand on her shoulder*
Yuna: DON’T TOUCH ME!
Doctor on video: NOW PUSH!!
Woman on video: AHHHHH!!!!!
Edward: Why have I watched this thing over THREE TIMES?! I should be drinking!
Yuffie: Wait look…the baby…its born!
Edward: Wow…the mother looks so happy.
Yuffie: Congratulations Yu-
Yuna: Oh f**k you guys, you don’t have to do it!
Yuffie: *sweatdrops and leaves the room*
Edward: ….Oh sweet moses…what a day…part of my soul died.
Yuna: Hey Ed…where were we?
Edward:…You know, I don’t think I can do that anymore.
Yuna: The video…?
Edward: Yeah…oh God.
Yuna: Why don’t we just hide the video and pretend it never happened?
*Edward pulls up a cushion on the couch and put the video under it*
Edward:…Now you we just need to get rid of this couch.
*Yuna picks up the couch with much ease and throws it out the window*
Yuna:…Question, why did you watch that video?
Edward:…I…thought you got me…porn for our anniversary…
Yuna:…Ed!
Edward: I'm sorry!
Yuna:…Well…*pulls out a the box she had originally and pulls out a sleazy video from it* I DID!
Edward: YOU DO LOVE ME!
* Out side…*
*Vincent and Virdrag are walking by*
Vincent: Hey…a couch!
Virdrag: Cool! I wonder how it tastes…
Vincent: BACK OFF FATTY!
Virdrag: HEY!
*Vincent looks that the cushion is slightly pulled upwards*
Vincent: Hey! Look…a video!
Virdrag:….Lollipop and Sugar rush?
Vincent: …*looks at Virdrag*
Virdrag: …*looks at Vincent*
Virdrag & Vincent:….HUZZAH!
To be continued……………………………………………..coc.kbags
