Post by Squall on May 8, 2007 19:46:39 GMT -5
Previously on “Seed of Insanity”:
Yuna: Ugh…Im so wasted…hmm? Why am I in this bed…?
Edward: Oh…my head….*suddenly notices Yuna next to him*
Yuna:……
Edward:….
Yuna/Edward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone suddenly bursts into the room and find the two of them in bed*
L:…
Sprow: *passes out*
Locke:…
Virdrag:…
Vincent: …
Hartz: …
Kail: …
Shun: …
Al: …
Squall: ……..Oh my Gawd………
*Balthier follows*
Balthier: ………………………………..
Now, The continuation!
Edward: Now…now…balthier…lets not lose our minds here!
Balthier: *eye twitches uncontrollably*
Squall: Uh…..oh…..
*Balthier starts foaming through the mouth*
L: I think we should run…
Squall: Ya think?! *sarcasm*
~Seed of Insanity Season 2, Episode 1~
Balthier: BREEEEAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Balthier takes out his bayonet and starts shooting Edward*
Edward: OH SH--!! *transmutes his metal arm into a shield and blocks out his attacks*
Vicent:….Shouldn’t we stop this?
L: Why?
Vincent: ….Good point.
Edward: Calm down! I didn’t mean to sleep with her!
Balthier: YOU LIE!!!! *keeps on shooting*
Yuna: Stop it! I love Edward and he loves me!
Edward: Yeah Stop—WAIT WHAT?!
Everyone: ….
Locke: Oh…this is getting good.
Yuna: Yeah…you heard me.
Edward: Well….I uh….*blushes*
Yuna: I know!
Sprow & Squall: ….This is so sickening….
L: No kidding…
Squall: *blinks* What?
Sprow: Uhh…Nothing! Cookies! *runs*
Squall: AHHH!
Virdrag: They’ll never change…
*Everyone leaves, leaving Balthier alone in the room*
Balthier: …..
Kail: Hiya boss!
*….except for kail*
Balthier: …Not now…
Kail: Wanna play charades?
*…17 seconds later*
*Kail is found in a dumpster upside down*
Kail: *muffled* Tell me when you wanna play!
Balthier: …Coc.kbag….
*Later that day…*
L: hey Squall!
Squall: …This better not be another recruit joining us…
L: How’d ya know?
Squall:…Who’s the psycho?
L: Come here Yuffie!
Yuffie: NEVER!
Squall: ….Don’t we have enough crazy women?! I can barely keep my cool with just Sprow around!
Sprow: WHEEEEE!
Squall: *eye twitch* …Come Yuffie, I’ll show you around.
Yuffie: NEVER!
Squall:…Shut up.
Locke: Hey….*puffs up smoke* Who’s the lady?
Squall:…New private…she’ll be joining us…
Yuffie: NEVER!
Locke: What’s up with her?
Squall: Same that’s up with every women in this facility…
Locke: Good point. I must chase the pink elephants, farewell!
*Locke runs off waving arms in the air*
Yuffie: DISTURBED.
Squall:….uh-huh…Anyway… from left to right…that’s Hartz, Kail ,Virdrag, Locke, Vincent, Shun, Edward, Al, Yuna, Balthier, Sprow, and L.
Yuffie: SALUTATIONS.
Hartz: Yo cutie.
Kail: Hello!
Virdrag: FOOD!
Locke: Pink elephants! Comeback!
Vicent:…Another lost soul…
Shun: What’s up dawgs!?
Edward: *hiccups* Hi-ya…
Yuna: Hello.
Balthier: …..
Sprow: HIYA!
L: Kekekekeke….
Squall: …And Im Squall.
Yuffie:…So what does everyone do?
Everyone: *gasp*
Yuffie: What?
Vincent: Werent you…I mean you…you just…
Yuffie: Way too long to explain *wink-wink*
Vincent: Ahehehehe…
Shun: You okay dawg?
Vincent: Uh, what? Y-yeah!
Squall:….Bleah.
*After introducing their new ally….*
Balthier: *Through intercom* Edward, report to the field out-side.
L: Lets go watch!
Squall: ….*groan*
Edward: Oh hell no….
*Later, out side…*
Balthier: Hmph…*takes out two revolvers*
Edward: Err…what are you doing?
Balthier:…Im going to put 1 bullet in one of these guns, then…I’ll juggle them, we’ll choose one gun each and shoot at each other. Whoever gets the right gun gets to live…
Edward: Arent you over reacting?!?!
Balthier: SHUT UP TRAITOR!
Yuffie: INTENSE.
Squall: I cant miss this…
* Balthier puts a bullet in a single revolver and begins juggling them*
Edward: Oh…hell…
Balthier: …Done….*he puts the 2 guns on the floor*
Edward: *gulps*
Balthier: Choose!
*Trembling, Edward picks up the left revolver*
Balthier: Okay….DRAW!
Yuna: Everyone! I have news!
*Balthier falls right over*
Balthier: Ahhh! What?! You ruined my moment woman!
Yuna: Shut up! Edward…I just got back from the doctor.
Edward: Yes, sweetums?
Squall:….Sweetums?….What the hell?
Yuna: Silence Squall! Edward…Im pregnant! And You’re the father!
Edward:………..NOOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Edward: …Are you sure its mine?
Yuna: …*takes out her bayonet and shoots Edward in the knees* HOW DARE YOU?!
Edward: Ahhh! *makes a pool of blood*
Balthier:…..
Squall: Guess you truly lost her, huh?
Balthier:…Shut up.
Vincent:…What some razor blades?
Balthier: …I rather die than be an Emo bastard.
Vincent: …Coc.kbag…
Kail: YAY! I love babies! They look yummy!
Virdrag: You don’t eat them! Stupid moron…
Kail: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Virdrag:…You’re not supposed to laugh…
Balthier:…Wait..where are the revolvers?
Kail: Heheheheheh! *begins pulling triggers rapidly*
Squall: Oh Sh--!
*BANG*
Squall: Is everyone all right?
Sprow: EEP! *the bullet had passed just right beside her head, she passes out*
Yuffie: SURPRISED.
Everyone:….
Yuna: Who cares?! We’re having a baby!
Edward: Ahehehe…yeah…yippie.
Squall: This…is going to be an interesting 9 months…
L: Ya think? *sarcasm*
To be continued………………………….coc.kbags.
Yuna: Ugh…Im so wasted…hmm? Why am I in this bed…?
Edward: Oh…my head….*suddenly notices Yuna next to him*
Yuna:……
Edward:….
Yuna/Edward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone suddenly bursts into the room and find the two of them in bed*
L:…
Sprow: *passes out*
Locke:…
Virdrag:…
Vincent: …
Hartz: …
Kail: …
Shun: …
Al: …
Squall: ……..Oh my Gawd………
*Balthier follows*
Balthier: ………………………………..
Now, The continuation!
Edward: Now…now…balthier…lets not lose our minds here!
Balthier: *eye twitches uncontrollably*
Squall: Uh…..oh…..
*Balthier starts foaming through the mouth*
L: I think we should run…
Squall: Ya think?! *sarcasm*
~Seed of Insanity Season 2, Episode 1~
Balthier: BREEEEAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Balthier takes out his bayonet and starts shooting Edward*
Edward: OH SH--!! *transmutes his metal arm into a shield and blocks out his attacks*
Vicent:….Shouldn’t we stop this?
L: Why?
Vincent: ….Good point.
Edward: Calm down! I didn’t mean to sleep with her!
Balthier: YOU LIE!!!! *keeps on shooting*
Yuna: Stop it! I love Edward and he loves me!
Edward: Yeah Stop—WAIT WHAT?!
Everyone: ….
Locke: Oh…this is getting good.
Yuna: Yeah…you heard me.
Edward: Well….I uh….*blushes*
Yuna: I know!
Sprow & Squall: ….This is so sickening….
L: No kidding…
Squall: *blinks* What?
Sprow: Uhh…Nothing! Cookies! *runs*
Squall: AHHH!
Virdrag: They’ll never change…
*Everyone leaves, leaving Balthier alone in the room*
Balthier: …..
Kail: Hiya boss!
*….except for kail*
Balthier: …Not now…
Kail: Wanna play charades?
*…17 seconds later*
*Kail is found in a dumpster upside down*
Kail: *muffled* Tell me when you wanna play!
Balthier: …Coc.kbag….
*Later that day…*
L: hey Squall!
Squall: …This better not be another recruit joining us…
L: How’d ya know?
Squall:…Who’s the psycho?
L: Come here Yuffie!
Yuffie: NEVER!
Squall: ….Don’t we have enough crazy women?! I can barely keep my cool with just Sprow around!
Sprow: WHEEEEE!
Squall: *eye twitch* …Come Yuffie, I’ll show you around.
Yuffie: NEVER!
Squall:…Shut up.
Locke: Hey….*puffs up smoke* Who’s the lady?
Squall:…New private…she’ll be joining us…
Yuffie: NEVER!
Locke: What’s up with her?
Squall: Same that’s up with every women in this facility…
Locke: Good point. I must chase the pink elephants, farewell!
*Locke runs off waving arms in the air*
Yuffie: DISTURBED.
Squall:….uh-huh…Anyway… from left to right…that’s Hartz, Kail ,Virdrag, Locke, Vincent, Shun, Edward, Al, Yuna, Balthier, Sprow, and L.
Yuffie: SALUTATIONS.
Hartz: Yo cutie.
Kail: Hello!
Virdrag: FOOD!
Locke: Pink elephants! Comeback!
Vicent:…Another lost soul…
Shun: What’s up dawgs!?
Edward: *hiccups* Hi-ya…
Yuna: Hello.
Balthier: …..
Sprow: HIYA!
L: Kekekekeke….
Squall: …And Im Squall.
Yuffie:…So what does everyone do?
Everyone: *gasp*
Yuffie: What?
Vincent: Werent you…I mean you…you just…
Yuffie: Way too long to explain *wink-wink*
Vincent: Ahehehehe…
Shun: You okay dawg?
Vincent: Uh, what? Y-yeah!
Squall:….Bleah.
*After introducing their new ally….*
Balthier: *Through intercom* Edward, report to the field out-side.
L: Lets go watch!
Squall: ….*groan*
Edward: Oh hell no….
*Later, out side…*
Balthier: Hmph…*takes out two revolvers*
Edward: Err…what are you doing?
Balthier:…Im going to put 1 bullet in one of these guns, then…I’ll juggle them, we’ll choose one gun each and shoot at each other. Whoever gets the right gun gets to live…
Edward: Arent you over reacting?!?!
Balthier: SHUT UP TRAITOR!
Yuffie: INTENSE.
Squall: I cant miss this…
* Balthier puts a bullet in a single revolver and begins juggling them*
Edward: Oh…hell…
Balthier: …Done….*he puts the 2 guns on the floor*
Edward: *gulps*
Balthier: Choose!
*Trembling, Edward picks up the left revolver*
Balthier: Okay….DRAW!
Yuna: Everyone! I have news!
*Balthier falls right over*
Balthier: Ahhh! What?! You ruined my moment woman!
Yuna: Shut up! Edward…I just got back from the doctor.
Edward: Yes, sweetums?
Squall:….Sweetums?….What the hell?
Yuna: Silence Squall! Edward…Im pregnant! And You’re the father!
Edward:………..NOOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Edward: …Are you sure its mine?
Yuna: …*takes out her bayonet and shoots Edward in the knees* HOW DARE YOU?!
Edward: Ahhh! *makes a pool of blood*
Balthier:…..
Squall: Guess you truly lost her, huh?
Balthier:…Shut up.
Vincent:…What some razor blades?
Balthier: …I rather die than be an Emo bastard.
Vincent: …Coc.kbag…
Kail: YAY! I love babies! They look yummy!
Virdrag: You don’t eat them! Stupid moron…
Kail: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Virdrag:…You’re not supposed to laugh…
Balthier:…Wait..where are the revolvers?
Kail: Heheheheheh! *begins pulling triggers rapidly*
Squall: Oh Sh--!
*BANG*
Squall: Is everyone all right?
Sprow: EEP! *the bullet had passed just right beside her head, she passes out*
Yuffie: SURPRISED.
Everyone:….
Yuna: Who cares?! We’re having a baby!
Edward: Ahehehe…yeah…yippie.
Squall: This…is going to be an interesting 9 months…
L: Ya think? *sarcasm*
To be continued………………………….coc.kbags.
