Post by Squall on Apr 23, 2007 19:57:05 GMT -5
Balthier: …Steady….Steady…
Locke: How’s this?
Balthier: Dammit! The sign’s upside down!
Locke: Looks fine to me…next to that giant fish…
Balthier: I’ll do it myself! God….
*Balthier fixes up a sign that say’s “Insanity’s Party” *
Balthier: There we go! Hehe…I’ll make my move tonight…
Squall: ….You do realize you’ll most likely fail right?
Balthier: …Not with my plan! Hehe…Hahahaha….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Squall:…..*edges away*
~Seed of Insanity, Episode 5~
Locke: Dammit Kail! You don’t eat the paper plates!
Kail: But they looked yummy!
Vincent: Leave him be… hope is wasted on the hopeless….
Virdrag:…That was so emo…
Vincent: Shouldn’t we lock you up in a cage…you know…to prevent from eating our food!?
Virdrag: …coc.kbag…
Hartz:..Screw you all, Im going to finish my graphic novel.
Vincent:…You mean Yaoi, right?
Hartz:…Shut up.
*Squall and L walk in*
L: ….123, 124, and….125! See? 125 steps from headquarters to the crews lounge.
Squall:…You got wayyy too much free time buddy…
L:….Anyway! What are you guys doing? And how much is it going to cost me?
Balthier: My good gentleman…did you forget? We’re having a party to end our season!
L:…Ah right…
Squall:…I hate parties…
Balthier: Too bad! Its mandatory!
Sprow: NO! You cant make me! NEVER!
Balthier: …Hey Sprow…
Sprow: What?!
Balthier: …If you come to the party…I’ll give you a box of oreo cookies.
Sprow:….When’s the party?!
Balthier: Now, I’ve picked this pretty little dres- -
*Sprow suddenly dashes towards Balthier and grabs him by the neck*
Sprow: *eye twitching* Don’t push it.
Balthier: G-G-Got it ma’am!
Hartz: Havent you learned?
Squall:…I hate this place…
*Later that night…*
Balthier: Party! Woo! Put some music on!
Shun: Aight! Aight! *clears throat* Yo, Yo, My name is Shun! And Im gonna rap- *is shot*
Kail: *puts away gun slowly * RAP BAD!
L: At least this guy has a meaning…
Kail: YAY! I HAVE A PURPOSE!
Edward: I sheee yellowww bunniesss…
Yuna: You’re already drunk? The party just started!
Al: He’s been drunk since the morning…
Yuna: How does he survive like that?
Al: The Internet.
Yuna: I don’t even want to know…
Balthier: Hey lady Yuna! Come here!
Yuna: *groans* What to do want!?
Balthier: *over the radio to Kail* Do it now!
Kail: *over the radio* Gotcha, Chief! *puts a random pill on a drink*
Balthier: Hehehe…May I interest you in a drink my lady?
Yuna: *raises eyebrow* And since when are you this nice?
Balthier: Its what I have to offer *grabs her hand*
Yuna: ….Get off me. *slowly takes glass of soda to her lips as she drinks it *
Balthier: *to himself* SUCCESS!
Yuna: Did you say something?
Balthier: Err, no! Just keeeeeep on drinking.
Yuna: *shrugs* Whatever…
Balthier: To the party! *drinks*
Squall: …Oh man, this guy is sick…
Balthier: Shh! Go away!
Squall: …Have fun…
Balthier: Your damn right I-- *suddenly, Balthier becomes dazed*
Locke: You ok dude?
Balthier: Im seeing….red…spots….weeee…..
Vincent: What’s up with him?
Locke: Wait, I know this! Balthier, are you on drugs?
Balthier: …Drugs…wait…drugs…? Kail….what did you do?
Kail: You told me to put it in a drink!
Balthier: Not my drink you coc.kbag…!
Squall:…I knew this would happen…
L: Someone get him away from here…
Virdrag: On it! Come here little man *grabs Balthier by the legs and drags him away *
Balthier: *digs nails into he ground* NOOOO!!!
Yuna: hmm? Where’d Balthier go…?
Al: The Internet.
Yuna:…Forget it…
Edward: Sheeee joooo…leighter….*throws up*
L: Ah dammit! Get him out too!
Yuna: *sighs* this party sucks anyway…come with me shorty.
Edward: Who are you callin’ a…….gah…
Squall: …WHO ATE THE COOKIE-SNACKS!?
Sprow: WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *runs around in a sugar rush*
Squall: DAMMIT!
Locke: How is this party any different from what happens every day?
Vincent: Beats the hell out of me…
L: Bah…no nothing today…No action…no food…and Shun sucks.
Squall: Were you expecting any better?
L: …Good point.
Kail: YAY! BALLONS!
L: …At least someone is having fun.
*That next morning…*
Yuna: Ugh…Im so wasted…hmm? Why am I in this bed…?
Edward: Oh…my head….*suddenly notices Yuna next to him*
Yuna:……
Edward:….
Yuna/Edward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone suddenly bursts into the room and find the two of them in bed*
L:…
Sprow: *passes out*
Locke:…
Virdrag:…
Vincent: …
Hartz: …
Kail: …
Shun: …
Al: …
Squall: ……..Oh my Gawd………
*Balthier follows*
Balthier: ………………………………..
*The camera zooms out of the crews lounge as Balthier gives a loud scream*
Season One End. …………………………………co.ckbags
Now! Sneak peek of next season of “Seed of Insanity”:
Rinoa: SQUALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall: AH! DAMMIT!
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Yuna: Edward, Im pregnant! And You’re the father!
Edward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yuffie: NEVER!
Locke: What’s up the her?
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*Random Doctor*: HE’S ALIVE!!!!!!!
Arkyron: HAHA! Victory is mine! *slaughters every doctor in the room*
Yuna: He’s beautiful….
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*Many soldiers can be seen in front of a grave, saluting it*
L: Here lies his body….a true hero
Sprow: He was so young…
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Coming soon to a computer near you!
Rated “R” for “Retarded”
Locke: How’s this?
Balthier: Dammit! The sign’s upside down!
Locke: Looks fine to me…next to that giant fish…
Balthier: I’ll do it myself! God….
*Balthier fixes up a sign that say’s “Insanity’s Party” *
Balthier: There we go! Hehe…I’ll make my move tonight…
Squall: ….You do realize you’ll most likely fail right?
Balthier: …Not with my plan! Hehe…Hahahaha….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Squall:…..*edges away*
~Seed of Insanity, Episode 5~
Locke: Dammit Kail! You don’t eat the paper plates!
Kail: But they looked yummy!
Vincent: Leave him be… hope is wasted on the hopeless….
Virdrag:…That was so emo…
Vincent: Shouldn’t we lock you up in a cage…you know…to prevent from eating our food!?
Virdrag: …coc.kbag…
Hartz:..Screw you all, Im going to finish my graphic novel.
Vincent:…You mean Yaoi, right?
Hartz:…Shut up.
*Squall and L walk in*
L: ….123, 124, and….125! See? 125 steps from headquarters to the crews lounge.
Squall:…You got wayyy too much free time buddy…
L:….Anyway! What are you guys doing? And how much is it going to cost me?
Balthier: My good gentleman…did you forget? We’re having a party to end our season!
L:…Ah right…
Squall:…I hate parties…
Balthier: Too bad! Its mandatory!
Sprow: NO! You cant make me! NEVER!
Balthier: …Hey Sprow…
Sprow: What?!
Balthier: …If you come to the party…I’ll give you a box of oreo cookies.
Sprow:….When’s the party?!
Balthier: Now, I’ve picked this pretty little dres- -
*Sprow suddenly dashes towards Balthier and grabs him by the neck*
Sprow: *eye twitching* Don’t push it.
Balthier: G-G-Got it ma’am!
Hartz: Havent you learned?
Squall:…I hate this place…
*Later that night…*
Balthier: Party! Woo! Put some music on!
Shun: Aight! Aight! *clears throat* Yo, Yo, My name is Shun! And Im gonna rap- *is shot*
Kail: *puts away gun slowly * RAP BAD!
L: At least this guy has a meaning…
Kail: YAY! I HAVE A PURPOSE!
Edward: I sheee yellowww bunniesss…
Yuna: You’re already drunk? The party just started!
Al: He’s been drunk since the morning…
Yuna: How does he survive like that?
Al: The Internet.
Yuna: I don’t even want to know…
Balthier: Hey lady Yuna! Come here!
Yuna: *groans* What to do want!?
Balthier: *over the radio to Kail* Do it now!
Kail: *over the radio* Gotcha, Chief! *puts a random pill on a drink*
Balthier: Hehehe…May I interest you in a drink my lady?
Yuna: *raises eyebrow* And since when are you this nice?
Balthier: Its what I have to offer *grabs her hand*
Yuna: ….Get off me. *slowly takes glass of soda to her lips as she drinks it *
Balthier: *to himself* SUCCESS!
Yuna: Did you say something?
Balthier: Err, no! Just keeeeeep on drinking.
Yuna: *shrugs* Whatever…
Balthier: To the party! *drinks*
Squall: …Oh man, this guy is sick…
Balthier: Shh! Go away!
Squall: …Have fun…
Balthier: Your damn right I-- *suddenly, Balthier becomes dazed*
Locke: You ok dude?
Balthier: Im seeing….red…spots….weeee…..
Vincent: What’s up with him?
Locke: Wait, I know this! Balthier, are you on drugs?
Balthier: …Drugs…wait…drugs…? Kail….what did you do?
Kail: You told me to put it in a drink!
Balthier: Not my drink you coc.kbag…!
Squall:…I knew this would happen…
L: Someone get him away from here…
Virdrag: On it! Come here little man *grabs Balthier by the legs and drags him away *
Balthier: *digs nails into he ground* NOOOO!!!
Yuna: hmm? Where’d Balthier go…?
Al: The Internet.
Yuna:…Forget it…
Edward: Sheeee joooo…leighter….*throws up*
L: Ah dammit! Get him out too!
Yuna: *sighs* this party sucks anyway…come with me shorty.
Edward: Who are you callin’ a…….gah…
Squall: …WHO ATE THE COOKIE-SNACKS!?
Sprow: WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *runs around in a sugar rush*
Squall: DAMMIT!
Locke: How is this party any different from what happens every day?
Vincent: Beats the hell out of me…
L: Bah…no nothing today…No action…no food…and Shun sucks.
Squall: Were you expecting any better?
L: …Good point.
Kail: YAY! BALLONS!
L: …At least someone is having fun.
*That next morning…*
Yuna: Ugh…Im so wasted…hmm? Why am I in this bed…?
Edward: Oh…my head….*suddenly notices Yuna next to him*
Yuna:……
Edward:….
Yuna/Edward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone suddenly bursts into the room and find the two of them in bed*
L:…
Sprow: *passes out*
Locke:…
Virdrag:…
Vincent: …
Hartz: …
Kail: …
Shun: …
Al: …
Squall: ……..Oh my Gawd………
*Balthier follows*
Balthier: ………………………………..
*The camera zooms out of the crews lounge as Balthier gives a loud scream*
Season One End. …………………………………co.ckbags
Now! Sneak peek of next season of “Seed of Insanity”:
Rinoa: SQUALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall: AH! DAMMIT!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yuna: Edward, Im pregnant! And You’re the father!
Edward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
------------------------------------------------------------
Yuffie: NEVER!
Locke: What’s up the her?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Random Doctor*: HE’S ALIVE!!!!!!!
Arkyron: HAHA! Victory is mine! *slaughters every doctor in the room*
Yuna: He’s beautiful….
-----------------------------------------------------
*Many soldiers can be seen in front of a grave, saluting it*
L: Here lies his body….a true hero
Sprow: He was so young…
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coming soon to a computer near you!
Rated “R” for “Retarded”
