Post by Squall on Apr 11, 2007 19:35:12 GMT -5
L: *turns on loudspeaker* RISE AND SHINE! Get your lazy asses up! I’ve got a surprise for you all!
Squall: *Walks up groggily next to L, punching him in the face* What the hell did I say?! No yelling in the loudspeaker in the mornings, damn it! Next time it’ll be a kick in the ‘nads, so watch it.
L: Easy squeezy lemon peesy…well that’s all we’ve got for the show tonight…Good night, New York!!! *Falls to the ground, unconscious*
Squall: *stretches* Ahh….that felt good.
Ed: *walks in with a bottle of booze in a paper bag* Ha! So did banging your mom last night! Oooh right…
Squall: No, bad human! No mom jokes! Bad human! *takes the booze for his secret stash* Hehehe…
~Seed of Insanity Episode 4~
*Several minutes later…*
Hartz: *kicks L multiple times* Why’d you wake us up for….at 3 o’ clock in the effin’ morning!?!
L: Oww….*gets up* Well….I have a surprise for you guys!!
Balthier: Is it a love potion that’ll make Yuna love me? *gets slapped*
Yuna: Hmmph, I’d never love you even if you did give me a love potion!
Locke: Is it weed? Crack? Pills? Syringes?
Vincent: New razor blades? *everybody stares at him* What? They’re… useful… weapons. Yea! I wasn’t going to cut myself, never!
L: No…
Balthier, Locke, Vincent: Damn it!
Yuna: *sighs in relief* Saved…
Kail: Sword chucks? Swords are fun! They taste good! *everybody sweatdrops*
Ed: Issh it stiltssh?I want stiltssh! Give me some stiltssh! *repeatedly bashes on Al’s armor body*
Al: Brother! Stop it! You’re denting me! *runs away with Ed chasing, still hitting Al*
Sprow: *runs around in circles around L* Cookies? Cookies? Cookies!!?
L: Nope, sorry, no cookies. Or stilts….or sword chucks.
Sprow: No….cookies? No cookies?!? Raaaaawr!!! *maims L*
L: Ah, gawd damn it! *gets maimed*
Squall: Is it a gun? I need to kill myself…
Virdrag: What is it? Tell us…or….or...I’ll eat you!
L: Okay, okay! Well…I got us a new pet! *takes out cage from behind him*
Hartz: How the f**k did we not see that?
L: Yeah, anyway…his name is Mickey. He’s a rat.
Yuna: Rats? I hate rats!
Balthier: Ah, don’t worry, my pretty lady. I’ll protect you from the vile beast!
Mickey: I’m not a rat! I’m a mouse! And get me out of this cage!
Squall: What the….it talks?
Hartz: L, what the hell were you thinking?
L: I dunno. What the hell are you thinking when you write yaoi?
Locke: Oooh….burn…
Mickey: Gah! No! No burning! The fire! The fire! It’s so hot…. *faints*
Squall: What..the…?
*Hours later…*
Sprow: MWUAHAHA! NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Squall: DAMMIT Sprow!!!!!
*Squall chases her through the room around in circles *
Mickey: How long has this been going for?
Locke: …seven hours…
L: …Sometimes…Squall makes me wonder…
Vincent: What do you mean?
L: Even though he commands hundreds of women privates, he shows no interest whatsoever…
Mickey: Ah, you don’t think he’s ga—
*Squall fires a fireball at Mickey setting him on fire *
Mickey: AHHH! IT BURNS! *rolls on the floor *
Squall: …Next time, it’ll be your head. And for the record, Im straight.
L: …Glad that wasn’t me…
Kail: Me neither…*trips and falls on head *
Mickey: Does he always do that?
Vincent: Pretty much, he’s just a mindless idiot, don’t mind him.
Mickey: …He is?
Locke: You see, Kail isn’t really the deepest person. Here, an example, Hey kail! What’s the moral of the Adam and Eve story?
Kail: Don’t eat when you’re naked!
Vincent: …See?
Mickey: I…see.
*Virdrag then walks into the room, and accidentally steps on Mickey *
Locke: Erm….fatty…
Virdrag: IM NOT FAT! …What?
*muffled screams can be heard from within Virdrag’s foot *
Virdrag: What the..?
*Virdrag lifts his gigantic foot up and takes a look under it, only to reveal Mickey stuck under it *
Virdrag: ….
Mickey: …
Virdrag: …*eye twitch * MOUSE! AKCH!
* He takes mickey off his shoe and sends him flying across the room and into the wall *
Mickey: *dazed and looking around * …What’d I do?
Virdrag: Errr…Sorry about that, Rats creep me out…*blinks* Wait, did you just talk!?
Mickey: Im not a RAT! Im a mouse! *takes out Keyblade *
Sprow: OOOOHhh….Shiny!
Squall: The hell is that?
Mickey: GAAAH!!!
*…5 seconds later *
*everyone was on the floor in pain from being brutally beaten up by Mickey*
Vincent: …Defeated…
Squall: …By a rat no less…
L: … Kekeke…
Squall:…You KNEW this would happen…didn’t you?
L: Yup…I LOVE being in charge.
Squall:….ARGH!!!
L: …Later! *leaves the room *
Vincent: So now what?
*everyone stares at mickey *
Sprow: Can we castrate him!?
Yuna: ...He's L's pet...we kill him, we'll be waiting for the firing squad.
Shun: DAMN! He is one twisted mutha--
*Shun is hit aside by Balthier*
Shun: AHHH! YOU HOE! MY SPLEEN!
Balthier:...Gotta get read for the party!
Everyone: What party?
Balthier: The seaon ends soon, there must be something to let go out with a bang!
Squall:...I hate parties...
Balthier: Ah, well! *to himself* Hehe...I'll get her drunk...and then...hehe...
Yuna: Did you say something?
Balthier: Err! Forget it! *walks away*
Mickey: Come on fellas! Let's get ready!
Vincent:...Why do I feel something is going to happen?
*Sprow passes out on the spot*
Locke: You mean that?
Vincent:...No that's not it...
Virdrag: I hope they have food...
Vincent: Shut it fatty.
Virdrag: Go cut yourself Emo!
Vincent: IM NOT--Ugh, why do I even bother!?
Balthier: Anyway! Let's get ready to party!!
Squall:...This is going to be interesting....
To be continued..............................................coc.kbags
Next Time: The party
(Thanks to hartz for some imput, and I apoligize for the mediocrisy of this episode, havent got much time to spare)
Squall: *Walks up groggily next to L, punching him in the face* What the hell did I say?! No yelling in the loudspeaker in the mornings, damn it! Next time it’ll be a kick in the ‘nads, so watch it.
L: Easy squeezy lemon peesy…well that’s all we’ve got for the show tonight…Good night, New York!!! *Falls to the ground, unconscious*
Squall: *stretches* Ahh….that felt good.
Ed: *walks in with a bottle of booze in a paper bag* Ha! So did banging your mom last night! Oooh right…
Squall: No, bad human! No mom jokes! Bad human! *takes the booze for his secret stash* Hehehe…
~Seed of Insanity Episode 4~
*Several minutes later…*
Hartz: *kicks L multiple times* Why’d you wake us up for….at 3 o’ clock in the effin’ morning!?!
L: Oww….*gets up* Well….I have a surprise for you guys!!
Balthier: Is it a love potion that’ll make Yuna love me? *gets slapped*
Yuna: Hmmph, I’d never love you even if you did give me a love potion!
Locke: Is it weed? Crack? Pills? Syringes?
Vincent: New razor blades? *everybody stares at him* What? They’re… useful… weapons. Yea! I wasn’t going to cut myself, never!
L: No…
Balthier, Locke, Vincent: Damn it!
Yuna: *sighs in relief* Saved…
Kail: Sword chucks? Swords are fun! They taste good! *everybody sweatdrops*
Ed: Issh it stiltssh?I want stiltssh! Give me some stiltssh! *repeatedly bashes on Al’s armor body*
Al: Brother! Stop it! You’re denting me! *runs away with Ed chasing, still hitting Al*
Sprow: *runs around in circles around L* Cookies? Cookies? Cookies!!?
L: Nope, sorry, no cookies. Or stilts….or sword chucks.
Sprow: No….cookies? No cookies?!? Raaaaawr!!! *maims L*
L: Ah, gawd damn it! *gets maimed*
Squall: Is it a gun? I need to kill myself…
Virdrag: What is it? Tell us…or….or...I’ll eat you!
L: Okay, okay! Well…I got us a new pet! *takes out cage from behind him*
Hartz: How the f**k did we not see that?
L: Yeah, anyway…his name is Mickey. He’s a rat.
Yuna: Rats? I hate rats!
Balthier: Ah, don’t worry, my pretty lady. I’ll protect you from the vile beast!
Mickey: I’m not a rat! I’m a mouse! And get me out of this cage!
Squall: What the….it talks?
Hartz: L, what the hell were you thinking?
L: I dunno. What the hell are you thinking when you write yaoi?
Locke: Oooh….burn…
Mickey: Gah! No! No burning! The fire! The fire! It’s so hot…. *faints*
Squall: What..the…?
*Hours later…*
Sprow: MWUAHAHA! NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Squall: DAMMIT Sprow!!!!!
*Squall chases her through the room around in circles *
Mickey: How long has this been going for?
Locke: …seven hours…
L: …Sometimes…Squall makes me wonder…
Vincent: What do you mean?
L: Even though he commands hundreds of women privates, he shows no interest whatsoever…
Mickey: Ah, you don’t think he’s ga—
*Squall fires a fireball at Mickey setting him on fire *
Mickey: AHHH! IT BURNS! *rolls on the floor *
Squall: …Next time, it’ll be your head. And for the record, Im straight.
L: …Glad that wasn’t me…
Kail: Me neither…*trips and falls on head *
Mickey: Does he always do that?
Vincent: Pretty much, he’s just a mindless idiot, don’t mind him.
Mickey: …He is?
Locke: You see, Kail isn’t really the deepest person. Here, an example, Hey kail! What’s the moral of the Adam and Eve story?
Kail: Don’t eat when you’re naked!
Vincent: …See?
Mickey: I…see.
*Virdrag then walks into the room, and accidentally steps on Mickey *
Locke: Erm….fatty…
Virdrag: IM NOT FAT! …What?
*muffled screams can be heard from within Virdrag’s foot *
Virdrag: What the..?
*Virdrag lifts his gigantic foot up and takes a look under it, only to reveal Mickey stuck under it *
Virdrag: ….
Mickey: …
Virdrag: …*eye twitch * MOUSE! AKCH!
* He takes mickey off his shoe and sends him flying across the room and into the wall *
Mickey: *dazed and looking around * …What’d I do?
Virdrag: Errr…Sorry about that, Rats creep me out…*blinks* Wait, did you just talk!?
Mickey: Im not a RAT! Im a mouse! *takes out Keyblade *
Sprow: OOOOHhh….Shiny!
Squall: The hell is that?
Mickey: GAAAH!!!
*…5 seconds later *
*everyone was on the floor in pain from being brutally beaten up by Mickey*
Vincent: …Defeated…
Squall: …By a rat no less…
L: … Kekeke…
Squall:…You KNEW this would happen…didn’t you?
L: Yup…I LOVE being in charge.
Squall:….ARGH!!!
L: …Later! *leaves the room *
Vincent: So now what?
*everyone stares at mickey *
Sprow: Can we castrate him!?
Yuna: ...He's L's pet...we kill him, we'll be waiting for the firing squad.
Shun: DAMN! He is one twisted mutha--
*Shun is hit aside by Balthier*
Shun: AHHH! YOU HOE! MY SPLEEN!
Balthier:...Gotta get read for the party!
Everyone: What party?
Balthier: The seaon ends soon, there must be something to let go out with a bang!
Squall:...I hate parties...
Balthier: Ah, well! *to himself* Hehe...I'll get her drunk...and then...hehe...
Yuna: Did you say something?
Balthier: Err! Forget it! *walks away*
Mickey: Come on fellas! Let's get ready!
Vincent:...Why do I feel something is going to happen?
*Sprow passes out on the spot*
Locke: You mean that?
Vincent:...No that's not it...
Virdrag: I hope they have food...
Vincent: Shut it fatty.
Virdrag: Go cut yourself Emo!
Vincent: IM NOT--Ugh, why do I even bother!?
Balthier: Anyway! Let's get ready to party!!
Squall:...This is going to be interesting....
To be continued..............................................coc.kbags
Next Time: The party
(Thanks to hartz for some imput, and I apoligize for the mediocrisy of this episode, havent got much time to spare)
