Post by Squall on Mar 24, 2007 0:03:17 GMT -5
L: Hey Squall, got some news for ya. Some one is joining your squad.
Squall: …Havent I been through enough?
L: Not at all! Come in, Virdrag!
*the floor thumps as a huge man breaks through the door*
Squall: Holy hell…
L: …He looked smaller in the picture…
~Seed of Insanity, Episode 3 ~
Sprow: YAY! A NEW BUDDY!
Vicent: …Oh great…not only do we get a new partner, but he’s freaking huge too.
Virdrag: Err…How’s it going guys?
Locke: …Psst…Wanna get high?
Virdrag: Um…no?
Locke: Okay then….follow the pink elephants…
Virdrag: Ooookayy…erm… Any advice for the newbie here?
Vicent:…Yeah…Run. Run and don’t ever look back.
Virdrag: Why?
*Kail falls down the stair case hitting making his head collide with the wall *
Yuna: …That’s why…
Virdrag: Err… Is he alive?
Kail: Hiya! And who might you be?
Virdrag: …Virdrag…
Kail: Wow, you sure are big! Are you any strong?
Virdrag: Im BIG-BONED DAMMIT! And yes! I am strong, and pretty dangerous!
Kail: More dangerous than you at an oyster buffet?
Virdrag: Err..
Squall: More dangerous that your tighty-whiteys on a hot summer day?
Virdrag: HEY!
Yuna: …We said Run…
L: Too late! He’s staying with you guys for the time being. Kekeke, I love being in charge!
Squall: …I hate you…
L: You’re too kind. *Leaves *
Shun: Wats up dawg? DAYUM! You is one big mutha-f**ka!
Virdrag: Im not fat! Dammit! I was 12 pounds when I was born! …And 2 months premature…
Hartz: That’s…interesting…
Balthier: Listen...um…tons of fun…see that lady over there *points at Yuna *
Virdrag: ….What about her?
Balthier: Im madly in love with her! Help me!
Virdrag: …Why?
Yuna: Listen Balthier and a fat man –
Virdrag: HEY!
Yuna: …Don’t get any ideas! Or I shall remove you by force. *draws sword *
Virdrag: …She’s scary…
Squall: …She’s scarier *points at Sprow*
Virdrag: Why? She seems to be a happy-cheery girl…
Hartz:…Just don’t piss her off if you want to keep your ability to breed…
Squall: …Yeah, Hartz had a close encounter with that side of her…
Hartz: …I still have nightmares about her…
Sprow: Whatcha talking about!? ^_^
Squall/Hartz: N-Nothing!!
Sprow: OKAY! *runs *
Virdrag: …Disturbing..
Hartz: No kiddin…
Virdrag:…So what do you do for fun?
Hartz: Me!? I write explicit fan-fics that depict sexual interactions between the male gender.
Squall: …In oder words…he writes Yaoi.
Virdrag: Eww…And you Kail?
Kail: Not much! *trips and falls head first *
Virdrag: Does he always do that?
Hartz: Pretty much. Oh look, its Ed and Al.
Edward: …Who the hell are you?
Virdrag:…New recruit…God…you’re small…
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HALF-PINT!?
Virdrag: I didn’t say that!
Al:…He’s drunk…he’s always like this.
Virdrag:…*shakes head * ….This place is so f**ked up…
*later that night….*
Yuna: Okay guys! Dinner’s ready!
Virdrag: …Dinner? *eye twitches *
Locke: …What’s up with him? *blows out smoke *
Virdrag: ……FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
Squall: Oh…hell…
* Virdrag suddenly jumps on top of the table and begins devouring anything he sees, even the silver ware*
Squall: L…did you know about this ?
L: Yup!
Squall: …You coc.kbag…
Sprow: Um…*trys to get near the table *
Virdrag: MINE! NONE FOR YOU! *draws a huge sword and points it at her *
Sprow: *squeaky voice * Don’t hurt me!
Squall: Settle down!
*.. .17 seconds later …*
Virdrag: *burp *
Vincent: …Sick bastard…
Virdrag: …Oh shut up you emo bastard.…
Vicent: I AM NOT EMO!
Balthier: Yuna! Lovely lady! Your cooking is so magnificent, you make the fat man act like a beast! *grabs her hand*
Yuna:…Take your hands off me before I remove them by force….
Balthier: EEP!
Virdrag: …This place is full of psychos…
Locke:…You’re not far behind friend…
Squall: Ugh…I hate this place…
Virdrag: Im gonna take my beauty sleep
Hartz: Trust me buddy, there aren’t enough hours in the day.
Virdrag: HEY!
Squall: …Why does this day feel incomplete?
*Sprow passes out *
Squall: There we go!
To be continued………………..........................Coc.kbags
