Post by Squall on Mar 20, 2007 21:36:57 GMT -5
L: Squall, take a look at this…
Squall: Huh? What’s that incoming?
L:…I don’t like it….
Squall: hmm…
~Seed of Insanity Episode 2~
Everyone stands on the field with their arms to their side as L speaks to them
L: Alright men! Something’s on the horizon, we don’t know what it is, but it will arrive tomorrow! Get ready and start training!
Everyone: SIR! *salutes*
Balthier: Yuna!*grabs Yuna’s hands * My love…if I don’t survive this battle…I’ll be with you…For ever!!!
Yuna: ……..*eye twitches*…..
Squall: ….yeah…Im gonna go back to the base….(Cookie time!)
Edward: The flask awaits! *runs*
Al: Not again….*runs after Ed*
Kail:…Im sure Hartz over here will go to his room and –
Hartz: HEY! I don’t do that!!
Kail: I was gonna say you were going to your room and write more yaoi.
Hartz:Oh……….HEY!
Locke: Im gonna get high…
Shun: Peace out dawgs…
Vincent:…The new Evanescence CD just came out! *runs *
Sprow: WHEEEE!!! *zips out of there*
*Everyone leaves L behind *
L: ….We’re doomed…
*later that after-noon *
Hartz: Aw, Dammit! Kail! Stop chewing on my Yaoi-writing paper!!!
Kail: It looked yummy!!!
Hartz: …Moron…Sprow! Come here!
*Sprow zips into the room *
Sprow: What!?
Hartz: See this!? This is all your fault!You were supposed to watch over this guy!
Sprow: WHAT!? , There was no such thing!!!
Hartz: I need a scapegoat…
Sprow: ….*eye twitches *
Hartz: …Why are you looking at me like that?
* Hours later…. *
Squall: *goes to check in the cabitnet for anything to eat, He opens the cabitnet and finds Hartz cringing in fear *
Hartz: NO! STOP! I WANT TO LIIIIIVEEEE!!
Squall: …
Hartz: ….
Squall: *closes cabitnet VERY slowly *
*Sprow walks away clapping dust off her hands *
Squall: *sweatdrop* (….She’s scarier than Yuna…)
Sprow: AND IF YOU PISS ME OFF AGAIN, IM BREAKING YOUR F***ING NECK!!!
*She looks over at Vincent and Locke *
Sprow: WHAT!?
Vincent/Locke: N-Nothing ma’am!!
Sprow: Good! ^_^
*..Later that evening *
Vincent: So what’s for dinner ?
Locke: Who cares? It’s Squall’s turn to cook, so we know it’s going to be bad…
Squall: HEY!
L: …
Yuna: What’s up L?
L: ….We’re all gonna die tomorrow…
Yuna: You know what sucks?
Kail: Vaccums!?
Yuna: …Never mind…
* …And Morning arrives…*
L: Alright men! *looks over at the sky * It should be coming any time soon!
Squall: ..Just what are we looking for again?
*Suddenly, the sky turns pitch black as thunder begins clashing*
Vincent: Not good….
*Thunder strikes the floor where everyone was and reveals a man. Tall, black clothing, red hair, and a spear *
: Mwuahahahaha!!
Locke: *Draws sword* Who the hell are you?
Releguel: I am Releguel!! Men, I will –
Yuna: Wait, Wait, Wait! “Men”!? Sprow and I aren’t invisible!
Sprow: *muffled because of cookies * Yeah!
Balthier: Oh, shut it!
Yuna: What!?
Balthier: You guys don’t count!
*Balthier and Yuna begin arguing rapidly *
Releguel: …Does this happen often?
Kail: ...Not really…
Edward: What do you want?
Releguel: To control everything of course!
Hartz: O REALMENTE!?
Everyone: ….
Hartz:…what?
L: Since when do you speak Spanish?
Hartz: …Since always…
Al: …Arent you Asian?
Hartz: ….yeah…
Al: …
Hartz:…
Squall: …*looks over at Releguel* That’s so…uninspired…
Releguel: …Well…
Vincent: No, my life is an endless abyss! My life sucks! Nooo! I don’t want to die!!!
Releguel: …What the hell?
Locke: He’s emo…don’t mind him. Psst....wanna get high?
Releguel: Uh..no?
Locke: Suit yourself…Huh? yeah pot? Shh…they’ll hear you… *walks away *
Shun: Come on dawg! Don’t be dissin’ on my homie over here! We is going to stop you!
Everyone: SHUT UP SHUN, YOU’RE NOT BLACK!
Shun: Chill down dawgs!
Releguel:…F**k this, you people are psychos, but this isn’t the end!!! *teleports out of there *
Everyone:…
L: I think we scared him away…
Squall: Whether that’s a good thing or not…
Kail: Wanna do Origami!?
Hartz: MY YAOI PAPER!!
Shun: YEAH WE BUST THAT MUTHA-F**KAH!!! WE GOING TO CAP HIM WITH THIS HERE INVISIBLE GUN!!
Squall: I got something more powerful than an invisible gun…
Kail: BLASPHEMY!!
Squall: *Slaps Kail* Shut up….*Takes out a real gun and shoots Shun in the kneecaps*
Shun: GOD YOU BUSTED MY KNEECAP YOU HOE!!!
Squall: Sigh…I hate this place….
To be continued……………..Coc.kbags…..(Thanks to L for a few moddifications)
Squall: Huh? What’s that incoming?
L:…I don’t like it….
Squall: hmm…
~Seed of Insanity Episode 2~
Everyone stands on the field with their arms to their side as L speaks to them
L: Alright men! Something’s on the horizon, we don’t know what it is, but it will arrive tomorrow! Get ready and start training!
Everyone: SIR! *salutes*
Balthier: Yuna!*grabs Yuna’s hands * My love…if I don’t survive this battle…I’ll be with you…For ever!!!
Yuna: ……..*eye twitches*…..
Squall: ….yeah…Im gonna go back to the base….(Cookie time!)
Edward: The flask awaits! *runs*
Al: Not again….*runs after Ed*
Kail:…Im sure Hartz over here will go to his room and –
Hartz: HEY! I don’t do that!!
Kail: I was gonna say you were going to your room and write more yaoi.
Hartz:Oh……….HEY!
Locke: Im gonna get high…
Shun: Peace out dawgs…
Vincent:…The new Evanescence CD just came out! *runs *
Sprow: WHEEEE!!! *zips out of there*
*Everyone leaves L behind *
L: ….We’re doomed…
*later that after-noon *
Hartz: Aw, Dammit! Kail! Stop chewing on my Yaoi-writing paper!!!
Kail: It looked yummy!!!
Hartz: …Moron…Sprow! Come here!
*Sprow zips into the room *
Sprow: What!?
Hartz: See this!? This is all your fault!You were supposed to watch over this guy!
Sprow: WHAT!? , There was no such thing!!!
Hartz: I need a scapegoat…
Sprow: ….*eye twitches *
Hartz: …Why are you looking at me like that?
* Hours later…. *
Squall: *goes to check in the cabitnet for anything to eat, He opens the cabitnet and finds Hartz cringing in fear *
Hartz: NO! STOP! I WANT TO LIIIIIVEEEE!!
Squall: …
Hartz: ….
Squall: *closes cabitnet VERY slowly *
*Sprow walks away clapping dust off her hands *
Squall: *sweatdrop* (….She’s scarier than Yuna…)
Sprow: AND IF YOU PISS ME OFF AGAIN, IM BREAKING YOUR F***ING NECK!!!
*She looks over at Vincent and Locke *
Sprow: WHAT!?
Vincent/Locke: N-Nothing ma’am!!
Sprow: Good! ^_^
*..Later that evening *
Vincent: So what’s for dinner ?
Locke: Who cares? It’s Squall’s turn to cook, so we know it’s going to be bad…
Squall: HEY!
L: …
Yuna: What’s up L?
L: ….We’re all gonna die tomorrow…
Yuna: You know what sucks?
Kail: Vaccums!?
Yuna: …Never mind…
* …And Morning arrives…*
L: Alright men! *looks over at the sky * It should be coming any time soon!
Squall: ..Just what are we looking for again?
*Suddenly, the sky turns pitch black as thunder begins clashing*
Vincent: Not good….
*Thunder strikes the floor where everyone was and reveals a man. Tall, black clothing, red hair, and a spear *
: Mwuahahahaha!! Locke: *Draws sword* Who the hell are you?
Releguel: I am Releguel!! Men, I will –
Yuna: Wait, Wait, Wait! “Men”!? Sprow and I aren’t invisible!
Sprow: *muffled because of cookies * Yeah!
Balthier: Oh, shut it!
Yuna: What!?
Balthier: You guys don’t count!
*Balthier and Yuna begin arguing rapidly *
Releguel: …Does this happen often?
Kail: ...Not really…
Edward: What do you want?
Releguel: To control everything of course!
Hartz: O REALMENTE!?
Everyone: ….
Hartz:…what?
L: Since when do you speak Spanish?
Hartz: …Since always…
Al: …Arent you Asian?
Hartz: ….yeah…
Al: …
Hartz:…
Squall: …*looks over at Releguel* That’s so…uninspired…
Releguel: …Well…
Vincent: No, my life is an endless abyss! My life sucks! Nooo! I don’t want to die!!!
Releguel: …What the hell?
Locke: He’s emo…don’t mind him. Psst....wanna get high?
Releguel: Uh..no?
Locke: Suit yourself…Huh? yeah pot? Shh…they’ll hear you… *walks away *
Shun: Come on dawg! Don’t be dissin’ on my homie over here! We is going to stop you!
Everyone: SHUT UP SHUN, YOU’RE NOT BLACK!
Shun: Chill down dawgs!
Releguel:…F**k this, you people are psychos, but this isn’t the end!!! *teleports out of there *
Everyone:…
L: I think we scared him away…
Squall: Whether that’s a good thing or not…
Kail: Wanna do Origami!?
Hartz: MY YAOI PAPER!!
Shun: YEAH WE BUST THAT MUTHA-F**KAH!!! WE GOING TO CAP HIM WITH THIS HERE INVISIBLE GUN!!
Squall: I got something more powerful than an invisible gun…
Kail: BLASPHEMY!!
Squall: *Slaps Kail* Shut up….*Takes out a real gun and shoots Shun in the kneecaps*
Shun: GOD YOU BUSTED MY KNEECAP YOU HOE!!!
Squall: Sigh…I hate this place….
To be continued……………..Coc.kbags…..(Thanks to L for a few moddifications)
