Post by Squall on Mar 12, 2007 21:20:44 GMT -5
SEDE
Seed of Insanity: Prologue
Seed of Insanity is a tale about a couple of people in the military. Working their way up from rank to rank. That's the life of the military and to serve dutifully for your country. Not this branch, they are the most messed up soldier commandos that no one wants them on the battlefield. Welcome to Seed of Insanity, where your brain comes to rot and your mind to kill itself.
Squall: *Salutes to everyone* I am Lieutenant Colonel Squall. I am your ho-
*L pushes Squall away hitting a few light sets setting a small fire off screen*
L: I'm Colonel L! I'm a rank above Squall! HOORAY!! You could call me L! I wish to make all women we- *Is tackled by security guards and being beaten up*
Squall: *walks back onscreen* Serves you right for taking my spo-*Realizes he's on TV and turns back* Right. Our first soldier for us is... *is pushed back off screen again by L*
L: SECOND LIEUTENANT BALTHIER! The damn pretty boy who thinks he's sexy....always trying to flirt with any girl he sees..like me! But I get more than him. Kekekeke....
Balthier: So babe. Maybe you and I...office romance among co-workers. Pretty kinky huh?
*Yuna smacks Balthier*
Squall: *Comes back onscreen covered in bruises* And that's our lovely, First Lieutenant Yuna...a bit preserved.
Balthier: What was that for!
Yuna: Don't flirt with your superiors....ESPECIALLY IF THEY REJECTED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES ALREADY!!
*Yuna pistol whips Balthier*
Balthier: *lays unconcious on the floor, making a pool of blood*
Yuna: *Smiles innocently at L and Squall*
L: Squall I'm scared....
Squall: It's best not to ask.
L: OH, oh! Can I bring in the new recruit!
Squall: ....Fine.....
L: Bring up....Private Kail!! Hehehe...Private...
Squall: What does he do?
L: Dunno, he's nothing but a mindless idiot.
Kail: HELP!!! THE PAPERS! THEY ARE ATTACK MY BODY!! *runs through the camera covered in paper*
L: I'm soooooo not promoting him.
Squall: Agreed.
L: Bring in...Seargent Vincent!!!!
*walks in and salutes the camera*
Squall: He doesn't seem bad
L: He's emo..'nuff said.
Vincent: I AM NOT EMO!!!!! *takes out his pistol and puts it in his mouth.* I'LL DO IT
L: Sure you will emo....
*Gunshot is heard in the background*
L: He'll be back. Emo people never die until the sun rises and we drive a stake through their heart....
Squall: What the hell are you saying.
L: I don't know...
Squall:…..Anyway….
*someone zips around the room in lighting fast speed*
Squall: The hell!? *looks at L* ….What did you do?
L: I DID NOTHING!…..That’s just Sprow!
Sprow: WHEEEEEEE!!!!! Private Sprow, reporting for duty, SIR!!! ^_^!!!!
*she pokes Squall repeadetly*
Sprow: HIYA SIR!
Squall: …….
L: ……She was hit with a caffeine dart…..
Squall: …Jeez….
L: Three…Two…One…
*sprow passes out*
Squall:….
L: Kekeke….I got it timed!!
Squall: ….Anyway….where the hell is…
* Edward and Al walk in*
Squall: Finally! Someone Normal!!!!
L: …You might want to hold that one…
* Edward starts drinking a bottle of vodka*
Edward: EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE IS A WHORE!
AL: Brother! Now its not the time!
L: …Ah…the drunk shorty is here….and his talking armor side kick.
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HALF PINT!? HUH!?
Squall:……God dammit….
L: Shun should be coming soon….
*Shun suddenly comes in blasting away a boom box with rap*
Shun: YO, YO, YO YOYOYYOYOYOYO!! SHUN IS IN DA HOUZZZ!!!!
Squall: …what in the hell…?
L:…He thinks he’s black…
Squall: …and they give this guy a gun!?
L: ….*takes out Ak 47 and points it at Shun *
Squall: L…we’ll have our chance…
L: …..Fine….*puts away gun *
Shun: FIGHT THE POWAH!
Off screen: HEY! You forgot me!!
Squall: ….Dammit…that’s Hartz…a major perv…specializes on hand to hand combat….he’s straight…but has a sick and twisted habit of writing Yaoi….
L: Ew…
Hartz: HEY! You got proof!?
L: ….*puts up a book to the camara titled “Auron and the 7 dwarves” *
Squall: …Oh hell no…
Hartz: …Co.ckbag….
* L is spin-kicked by Hartz *
L : …Who else is there left…?
Squall: ….Locke?
* Both L and Squall look at Locke in the corner *
L: …What’s up with him…?
Locke : …Wanna get high?
Squall : Ew! No! How’d ya get that in here!?
Locke: …I have powers…oh…pink elephants….
L: oookaayyy…. *edges away * And that’s all for today!
Squall: …I hate this place…its filled with Emos, drug addicts, psycho and hyperactive women….
L: Which is what makes Seed of Insanity so great!
Shun: PEACE OUT GANSTAS!!!
Kail : SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall : …..Oh God….
To be continued……………………………….coc.k bags
(This was essentially the same as the other one, just different story line)
Seed of Insanity: Prologue
Seed of Insanity is a tale about a couple of people in the military. Working their way up from rank to rank. That's the life of the military and to serve dutifully for your country. Not this branch, they are the most messed up soldier commandos that no one wants them on the battlefield. Welcome to Seed of Insanity, where your brain comes to rot and your mind to kill itself.
Squall: *Salutes to everyone* I am Lieutenant Colonel Squall. I am your ho-
*L pushes Squall away hitting a few light sets setting a small fire off screen*
L: I'm Colonel L! I'm a rank above Squall! HOORAY!! You could call me L! I wish to make all women we- *Is tackled by security guards and being beaten up*
Squall: *walks back onscreen* Serves you right for taking my spo-*Realizes he's on TV and turns back* Right. Our first soldier for us is... *is pushed back off screen again by L*
L: SECOND LIEUTENANT BALTHIER! The damn pretty boy who thinks he's sexy....always trying to flirt with any girl he sees..like me! But I get more than him. Kekekeke....
Balthier: So babe. Maybe you and I...office romance among co-workers. Pretty kinky huh?
*Yuna smacks Balthier*
Squall: *Comes back onscreen covered in bruises* And that's our lovely, First Lieutenant Yuna...a bit preserved.
Balthier: What was that for!
Yuna: Don't flirt with your superiors....ESPECIALLY IF THEY REJECTED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES ALREADY!!
*Yuna pistol whips Balthier*
Balthier: *lays unconcious on the floor, making a pool of blood*
Yuna: *Smiles innocently at L and Squall*
L: Squall I'm scared....
Squall: It's best not to ask.
L: OH, oh! Can I bring in the new recruit!
Squall: ....Fine.....
L: Bring up....Private Kail!! Hehehe...Private...
Squall: What does he do?
L: Dunno, he's nothing but a mindless idiot.
Kail: HELP!!! THE PAPERS! THEY ARE ATTACK MY BODY!! *runs through the camera covered in paper*
L: I'm soooooo not promoting him.
Squall: Agreed.
L: Bring in...Seargent Vincent!!!!
*walks in and salutes the camera*
Squall: He doesn't seem bad
L: He's emo..'nuff said.
Vincent: I AM NOT EMO!!!!! *takes out his pistol and puts it in his mouth.* I'LL DO IT
L: Sure you will emo....
*Gunshot is heard in the background*
L: He'll be back. Emo people never die until the sun rises and we drive a stake through their heart....
Squall: What the hell are you saying.
L: I don't know...
Squall:…..Anyway….
*someone zips around the room in lighting fast speed*
Squall: The hell!? *looks at L* ….What did you do?
L: I DID NOTHING!…..That’s just Sprow!
Sprow: WHEEEEEEE!!!!! Private Sprow, reporting for duty, SIR!!! ^_^!!!!
*she pokes Squall repeadetly*
Sprow: HIYA SIR!
Squall: …….
L: ……She was hit with a caffeine dart…..
Squall: …Jeez….
L: Three…Two…One…
*sprow passes out*
Squall:….
L: Kekeke….I got it timed!!
Squall: ….Anyway….where the hell is…
* Edward and Al walk in*
Squall: Finally! Someone Normal!!!!
L: …You might want to hold that one…
* Edward starts drinking a bottle of vodka*
Edward: EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE IS A WHORE!
AL: Brother! Now its not the time!
L: …Ah…the drunk shorty is here….and his talking armor side kick.
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HALF PINT!? HUH!?
Squall:……God dammit….
L: Shun should be coming soon….
*Shun suddenly comes in blasting away a boom box with rap*
Shun: YO, YO, YO YOYOYYOYOYOYO!! SHUN IS IN DA HOUZZZ!!!!
Squall: …what in the hell…?
L:…He thinks he’s black…
Squall: …and they give this guy a gun!?
L: ….*takes out Ak 47 and points it at Shun *
Squall: L…we’ll have our chance…
L: …..Fine….*puts away gun *
Shun: FIGHT THE POWAH!
Off screen: HEY! You forgot me!!
Squall: ….Dammit…that’s Hartz…a major perv…specializes on hand to hand combat….he’s straight…but has a sick and twisted habit of writing Yaoi….
L: Ew…
Hartz: HEY! You got proof!?
L: ….*puts up a book to the camara titled “Auron and the 7 dwarves” *
Squall: …Oh hell no…
Hartz: …Co.ckbag….
* L is spin-kicked by Hartz *
L : …Who else is there left…?
Squall: ….Locke?
* Both L and Squall look at Locke in the corner *
L: …What’s up with him…?
Locke : …Wanna get high?
Squall : Ew! No! How’d ya get that in here!?
Locke: …I have powers…oh…pink elephants….
L: oookaayyy…. *edges away * And that’s all for today!
Squall: …I hate this place…its filled with Emos, drug addicts, psycho and hyperactive women….
L: Which is what makes Seed of Insanity so great!
Shun: PEACE OUT GANSTAS!!!
Kail : SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall : …..Oh God….
To be continued……………………………….coc.k bags
(This was essentially the same as the other one, just different story line)
