Post by Squall on Mar 15, 2007 22:56:21 GMT -5
*the crew sleeps silently in their quarters*
Balthier: *snore* …Yeah, that’s right… You like that, don’t you? *snore*
*at 4 am, the alarm clock rings*
Sprow: AAAHHH!!! FIRE THE TORPEDOES!!! *falls onto the floor*
~Seed of Insanity, Episode 1 ~
Edward: ….Dammit… What a hangover…
*L suddenly bursts into the room*
Edward: What the hell!?
L: Get up soldier!
Edward: …Oh, f**k off…
*L kicks Edward off the bed; Edward’s head collides with the wall*
Edward: …Ow…
L: It’s time for the morning drill, everyone! Up and at ‘em! *bangs spoon on a frying pan*
Vincent: GAH! Stop that!
L: …Hey… I thought you shot yourself…
Vincent: …The sun wasn’t down…
L: …What?
Vincent: …Exactly…
L: …
Squall: …Why do I have to sleep with the same rooms as the privates…and everyone that’s below you?
L: Because you don’t count.
Squall: …C.ockbag…
Kail: *mutters* *rolls off bed and falls onto the floor headfirst*
Yuna: …How did you survive that fall?
Kail: ….What fall?
Yuna: …Never mind…
Balthier: Good morning lovely lad-- *is smacked by Yuna* WHAT’D I DO?!?
Yuna: Not in the morning!
Squall: ….I hate this place…
*later, after morning drills…*
*Squall goes to check the cookie jar for a morning snack but finds nothing*
Squall: ...*eye twitches* …
Locke: …Uh….Squall…?
Squall: …WHO TOOK THE MOTHERF**KING COOKIES!?!
Sprow: *happily eating cookies on the next room* COOKIES!!!
*Squall bursts into the room*
Squall: SPROW!!!!
Sprow: EEP! What!?
Squall: Gimme the damn cookies!!!
Sprow: NEVER!!! *begins running around in circles holding cookie jar up in the air* WHEEE!! HAHAHAHA!!!! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!
Squall: …Uh, Sprow? You’re standing on the ceiling?
Sprow: Huh? *looks up at the ground and falls* OW!!!
Squall: …Karma’s a bitch, huh?
*Vincent sits in the middle of the living room watching TV*
Vincent: …
Locke: …Got any 3’s?
Vincent: …What?
Locke: …Do you have any 3’s?
Vincent: …We’re not playing cards…
Locke: …The pot… It speaks to me…it says you have 3’s…
Vincent: …Lay off the smack, Locke…
Locke: …Shut it, emo-boy…
Vincent: I’M NOT FREAKING EMO!
Locke: …Then why are you listening to Evanescence?
Vincent: …Don’t judge me…
*at the crew’s lounge…*
Yuna: Aww, you’re so cute!
*Yuna pinches Kail’s cheek*
Kail: Hehehe…
Balthier: What’s he got that I don’t!?
Yuna: He’s so clueless to the point of being adorable!
L: …Interesting…
Kail: …Where we going, lady?
Yuna: You’ll just wait and see… *wink-wink*
Kail: Hehehe…
L/Balthier : …Must…kill…Kail…
*later that day…*
Balthier: Hey, Kail! Come here!
Kail: Yeah, sir?
Balthier: *smirk* I’ve got a little mission for you. It’s to infiltrate the warehouse down the street and find any solid info on the enemy.
Kail: *salutes* On it, sir! *departs for the warehouse*
L: Three…two…one…
*the warehouse blows up*
Balthier/L: SUCCESS!!
*Kail suddenly appears behind both of them*
Kail: Success in what, sir?
L/Balthier: …What the f**k!? How did you survive that explosion!?
Kail: …What explosion?
L: …Didn’t you do the mission?
Kail: …What mission?
Balthier: …That’s it! *pulls out gun*
L: Balthier, wait! *pulls out another gun* …Okay, go ahead.
*Shun walks in*
Shun: …What up, dawgs?
*L and Balthier put their guns away*
L: (Dammit… A witness…)
*the whole crew walks in*
Locke: …And that’s how I got my foot stuck in the radiator!
Edward: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!!
Squall: …Where the hell have you been, Shun?
Shun: …Just chillin’…
Squall: …
Balthier: …Can I shoot Kail now?
L: Shhhh! They’ll hear you!
*nighttime…*
Edward: *throws up*
Locke: …What the hell?
Al: He drank too much…
Edward: …That’s the last time I challenge Sprow to a drink-off…
Sprow: HAHA! I RULE YOU!!!! … *passes out*
Squall: …I’m going to sleep…
Shun: Well… Gonna hit the sack, mah friendz…
Everyone: …Shut up, Shun…
Yuna: Boy, am I worn out!
Squall: …Those cookies will be mine the next day…
L: So, Squall, what do we do tonight?
Kail: Same thing we do every night, L… Try to take over the--
Everyone: SHUT THE HELL UP, KAIL!
Al: …Has anyone seen Vincent?
*meanwhile, outside…*
Vincent: *tied to a tree branch* DAMMIT, LOCKE!!!! I TOLD YOU I DON’T HAVE ANY 3’S!!!!
*a squirrel walks over*
Vincent: …
*the squirrel bears its fangs; more rabid squirrels appear*
Vincent: …F**king great…
To be continued…………coc.kbags…
(Thanks to Edward for fixing it up for me)
Balthier: *snore* …Yeah, that’s right… You like that, don’t you? *snore*
*at 4 am, the alarm clock rings*
Sprow: AAAHHH!!! FIRE THE TORPEDOES!!! *falls onto the floor*
~Seed of Insanity, Episode 1 ~
Edward: ….Dammit… What a hangover…
*L suddenly bursts into the room*
Edward: What the hell!?
L: Get up soldier!
Edward: …Oh, f**k off…
*L kicks Edward off the bed; Edward’s head collides with the wall*
Edward: …Ow…
L: It’s time for the morning drill, everyone! Up and at ‘em! *bangs spoon on a frying pan*
Vincent: GAH! Stop that!
L: …Hey… I thought you shot yourself…
Vincent: …The sun wasn’t down…
L: …What?
Vincent: …Exactly…
L: …
Squall: …Why do I have to sleep with the same rooms as the privates…and everyone that’s below you?
L: Because you don’t count.
Squall: …C.ockbag…
Kail: *mutters* *rolls off bed and falls onto the floor headfirst*
Yuna: …How did you survive that fall?
Kail: ….What fall?
Yuna: …Never mind…
Balthier: Good morning lovely lad-- *is smacked by Yuna* WHAT’D I DO?!?
Yuna: Not in the morning!
Squall: ….I hate this place…
*later, after morning drills…*
*Squall goes to check the cookie jar for a morning snack but finds nothing*
Squall: ...*eye twitches* …
Locke: …Uh….Squall…?
Squall: …WHO TOOK THE MOTHERF**KING COOKIES!?!
Sprow: *happily eating cookies on the next room* COOKIES!!!
*Squall bursts into the room*
Squall: SPROW!!!!
Sprow: EEP! What!?
Squall: Gimme the damn cookies!!!
Sprow: NEVER!!! *begins running around in circles holding cookie jar up in the air* WHEEE!! HAHAHAHA!!!! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!
Squall: …Uh, Sprow? You’re standing on the ceiling?
Sprow: Huh? *looks up at the ground and falls* OW!!!
Squall: …Karma’s a bitch, huh?
*Vincent sits in the middle of the living room watching TV*
Vincent: …
Locke: …Got any 3’s?
Vincent: …What?
Locke: …Do you have any 3’s?
Vincent: …We’re not playing cards…
Locke: …The pot… It speaks to me…it says you have 3’s…
Vincent: …Lay off the smack, Locke…
Locke: …Shut it, emo-boy…
Vincent: I’M NOT FREAKING EMO!
Locke: …Then why are you listening to Evanescence?
Vincent: …Don’t judge me…
*at the crew’s lounge…*
Yuna: Aww, you’re so cute!
*Yuna pinches Kail’s cheek*
Kail: Hehehe…
Balthier: What’s he got that I don’t!?
Yuna: He’s so clueless to the point of being adorable!
L: …Interesting…
Kail: …Where we going, lady?
Yuna: You’ll just wait and see… *wink-wink*
Kail: Hehehe…
L/Balthier : …Must…kill…Kail…
*later that day…*
Balthier: Hey, Kail! Come here!
Kail: Yeah, sir?
Balthier: *smirk* I’ve got a little mission for you. It’s to infiltrate the warehouse down the street and find any solid info on the enemy.
Kail: *salutes* On it, sir! *departs for the warehouse*
L: Three…two…one…
*the warehouse blows up*
Balthier/L: SUCCESS!!
*Kail suddenly appears behind both of them*
Kail: Success in what, sir?
L/Balthier: …What the f**k!? How did you survive that explosion!?
Kail: …What explosion?
L: …Didn’t you do the mission?
Kail: …What mission?
Balthier: …That’s it! *pulls out gun*
L: Balthier, wait! *pulls out another gun* …Okay, go ahead.
*Shun walks in*
Shun: …What up, dawgs?
*L and Balthier put their guns away*
L: (Dammit… A witness…)
*the whole crew walks in*
Locke: …And that’s how I got my foot stuck in the radiator!
Edward: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!!
Squall: …Where the hell have you been, Shun?
Shun: …Just chillin’…
Squall: …
Balthier: …Can I shoot Kail now?
L: Shhhh! They’ll hear you!
*nighttime…*
Edward: *throws up*
Locke: …What the hell?
Al: He drank too much…
Edward: …That’s the last time I challenge Sprow to a drink-off…
Sprow: HAHA! I RULE YOU!!!! … *passes out*
Squall: …I’m going to sleep…
Shun: Well… Gonna hit the sack, mah friendz…
Everyone: …Shut up, Shun…
Yuna: Boy, am I worn out!
Squall: …Those cookies will be mine the next day…
L: So, Squall, what do we do tonight?
Kail: Same thing we do every night, L… Try to take over the--
Everyone: SHUT THE HELL UP, KAIL!
Al: …Has anyone seen Vincent?
*meanwhile, outside…*
Vincent: *tied to a tree branch* DAMMIT, LOCKE!!!! I TOLD YOU I DON’T HAVE ANY 3’S!!!!
*a squirrel walks over*
Vincent: …
*the squirrel bears its fangs; more rabid squirrels appear*
Vincent: …F**king great…
To be continued…………coc.kbags…
(Thanks to Edward for fixing it up for me)
