Post by Squall on Mar 8, 2007 20:00:10 GMT -5
SEDE’s: Seed of Insanity: Prologue
Seed of Insanity is a tale about a couple of doctors and their patients at an Asylum. Hence “Seed of Insanity”. This is the prologue of the tale introducing the characters of our Destiny’s End site. If you don’t like how we portray your character, let us know.
Squall: * clears throat *, Welcome to Seed of Insanity Im your host –
* L skids to a stop in front of the camara*
L: WOOSH! IM L! You can call me L! kekekeke!
Squall: ….I’m Squall…and that’s L…don’t mind him….I’ll introduce you to everyone here…I apologize in advance if this drives you to insanity….that’s - -
L: Can I introduce them!?
Squall: …And that’s…
L: PLEASE!?!?!?
Squall: *clears throat * That’s –
L: Pretty please!!!!!
Squall: ALL RIGHT! Jeez…
L: That’s Balthier! He’s one of the pretty boys here that loves flirting with girls! However, there’s one he cant get!
Balthier: Come on babe! Let’s get on the Strahl for a…romantic getaway….
*Yuna smacks Balthier*
Squall: …And that’s Yuna…very preserved…
Balthier: What was that for!?
Yuna: How many times do I have to reject you for you to get it?!
*Yuna smacks him again *
Balthier: Ow! What the hell?
Yuna: That’s for trying to make a pass at me!
*Yuna smacks him again *
Balthier: And THAT!?
Yuna: …I still don’t know yet!
Balthier: …
Squall: …*sweatdrops * yyyyeaahhhhh….This happens a lot, don’t mind it...
L: Yuna you want to go get coffee later?
Yuna: Sure!
Balthier: WHAT THE HELL!?! WHAT DOES HE GOT THAT I DON’T
Yuna: Brains.
Balthier: BUT HE’S FREAKING INSANE! He killed more patients than the whole population of New York.
Yuna: But he’s a doctor. And he’s rich.
Squall: …….I knew I would regret hiring him one day. Why didn’t I kill myself then. Why!?! Anyway, on to the next person….
L: Oh, OH! Can I bring over the first patient??
Squall:….Fine…
L: Bring up…Kail!
Squall: …And what’s so crazy about him…?
L: …He has the IQ of a dust bunny…and the attention span of a mushroom….
Kail: Doo Dee Deee Dee!!! Wanna search for the pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow!? *sucks on thumb *
Squall: ….Oh my god…30 years in Asylum *stamps *
L: Bring in…Vincent!
*Vincent walks in while listening to his I-pod *
Squall: …And him?
L: …He’s Emo….’nuff said.
Vincent: How many times do I have to tell you!? IM NOT EMO!
* Vincent’s Ipod suddenly starts blasting away with music *
Headphones: “CRAWWWLLINNG INNN MY SKIIIINNN! THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAAALLLL”
Vincent: ….
L:….See?
Squall:….20 years in Asylum * stamps *
L: Bring in …
*suddenly, someone zips into the room*
Squall: …What the hell? L…. have you been experimenting on the patients again!?
L:….No! That’s just our next patient, Sprow!
Sprow: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Squall:…What the hell is up with her?
L: Over dose of caffeine.
*Sprow glomps Squall and L *
Sprow: BUDDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
* She passes out *
Squall: ….
L: ….
Squall: ….My god… 30 years in asylum… *stamps *
L:…Anyway! Bring the Elric brothers!
*Edward and Al walk in *
Squall:…They seem normal…
L: ..Hold that thought…
*Edward starts chugging down a bottle of Vodka *
Edward: EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE IS A WHORE!
Al: B-Brother, please!
L: He’s a talking armor….and he’s just a drunk shorty with a short temper…
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN’ A HALF-PINT!?
Squall: ….15 years….* stamps *
L:…Next up! Shun!
* Shun walks in wearing a dou rag and loose pants*
Shun: YO YO YOYOYOYOYO, How iz it doin’ homiez?
Squall : What the f**k…?
L: …He thinks he’s black…
Squall: Oh for the love of….25 years…. * stamps *
Shun: FIGHT THE GOVENAH!!!!
L: ….*Loads shotgun and aims it at Shun*
Squall: L WAIT! *Takes out another shotgun and aims it at Shun* Okay go ahead.
*voice off screen* : HEY! YOU FORGOT ME!!
Squall: God dammit…*puts away shotgun*
L:…Can I save you the trouble?
Squall: …Nah, I’ll do it. That’s Hartz…he’s our security guard…and a major perv who enjoys writing…suggestive…fan fics….
Hartz: HEY! I don’t go that way, man!!
L: Really now? Should show everyone THIS!?
*L shows up a book with the title “Auron and the 7 dwarves” *
Squall: …I think I’m going to be sick…
Hartz: ….coc.kbag…-- * He spin kicks L *
Squall: …He’s also a monk…
L: *dazed * ..and that’s all for today…
Squall: ….I hate this place…
Shun: PEACE OUT GANSTAHS!!!
L: ….*loads shotgun*
Squall: We’ll have our chance…for now let him steal T.V’s for the hospital.
To be continued……………………………..coc.kbags
Seed of Insanity is a tale about a couple of doctors and their patients at an Asylum. Hence “Seed of Insanity”. This is the prologue of the tale introducing the characters of our Destiny’s End site. If you don’t like how we portray your character, let us know.
Squall: * clears throat *, Welcome to Seed of Insanity Im your host –
* L skids to a stop in front of the camara*
L: WOOSH! IM L! You can call me L! kekekeke!
Squall: ….I’m Squall…and that’s L…don’t mind him….I’ll introduce you to everyone here…I apologize in advance if this drives you to insanity….that’s - -
L: Can I introduce them!?
Squall: …And that’s…
L: PLEASE!?!?!?
Squall: *clears throat * That’s –
L: Pretty please!!!!!
Squall: ALL RIGHT! Jeez…
L: That’s Balthier! He’s one of the pretty boys here that loves flirting with girls! However, there’s one he cant get!
Balthier: Come on babe! Let’s get on the Strahl for a…romantic getaway….
*Yuna smacks Balthier*
Squall: …And that’s Yuna…very preserved…
Balthier: What was that for!?
Yuna: How many times do I have to reject you for you to get it?!
*Yuna smacks him again *
Balthier: Ow! What the hell?
Yuna: That’s for trying to make a pass at me!
*Yuna smacks him again *
Balthier: And THAT!?
Yuna: …I still don’t know yet!
Balthier: …
Squall: …*sweatdrops * yyyyeaahhhhh….This happens a lot, don’t mind it...
L: Yuna you want to go get coffee later?
Yuna: Sure!
Balthier: WHAT THE HELL!?! WHAT DOES HE GOT THAT I DON’T
Yuna: Brains.
Balthier: BUT HE’S FREAKING INSANE! He killed more patients than the whole population of New York.
Yuna: But he’s a doctor. And he’s rich.
Squall: …….I knew I would regret hiring him one day. Why didn’t I kill myself then. Why!?! Anyway, on to the next person….
L: Oh, OH! Can I bring over the first patient??
Squall:….Fine…
L: Bring up…Kail!
Squall: …And what’s so crazy about him…?
L: …He has the IQ of a dust bunny…and the attention span of a mushroom….
Kail: Doo Dee Deee Dee!!! Wanna search for the pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow!? *sucks on thumb *
Squall: ….Oh my god…30 years in Asylum *stamps *
L: Bring in…Vincent!
*Vincent walks in while listening to his I-pod *
Squall: …And him?
L: …He’s Emo….’nuff said.
Vincent: How many times do I have to tell you!? IM NOT EMO!
* Vincent’s Ipod suddenly starts blasting away with music *
Headphones: “CRAWWWLLINNG INNN MY SKIIIINNN! THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAAALLLL”
Vincent: ….
L:….See?
Squall:….20 years in Asylum * stamps *
L: Bring in …
*suddenly, someone zips into the room*
Squall: …What the hell? L…. have you been experimenting on the patients again!?
L:….No! That’s just our next patient, Sprow!
Sprow: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Squall:…What the hell is up with her?
L: Over dose of caffeine.
*Sprow glomps Squall and L *
Sprow: BUDDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
* She passes out *
Squall: ….
L: ….
Squall: ….My god… 30 years in asylum… *stamps *
L:…Anyway! Bring the Elric brothers!
*Edward and Al walk in *
Squall:…They seem normal…
L: ..Hold that thought…
*Edward starts chugging down a bottle of Vodka *
Edward: EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE IS A WHORE!
Al: B-Brother, please!
L: He’s a talking armor….and he’s just a drunk shorty with a short temper…
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN’ A HALF-PINT!?
Squall: ….15 years….* stamps *
L:…Next up! Shun!
* Shun walks in wearing a dou rag and loose pants*
Shun: YO YO YOYOYOYOYO, How iz it doin’ homiez?
Squall : What the f**k…?
L: …He thinks he’s black…
Squall: Oh for the love of….25 years…. * stamps *
Shun: FIGHT THE GOVENAH!!!!
L: ….*Loads shotgun and aims it at Shun*
Squall: L WAIT! *Takes out another shotgun and aims it at Shun* Okay go ahead.
*voice off screen* : HEY! YOU FORGOT ME!!
Squall: God dammit…*puts away shotgun*
L:…Can I save you the trouble?
Squall: …Nah, I’ll do it. That’s Hartz…he’s our security guard…and a major perv who enjoys writing…suggestive…fan fics….
Hartz: HEY! I don’t go that way, man!!
L: Really now? Should show everyone THIS!?
*L shows up a book with the title “Auron and the 7 dwarves” *
Squall: …I think I’m going to be sick…
Hartz: ….coc.kbag…-- * He spin kicks L *
Squall: …He’s also a monk…
L: *dazed * ..and that’s all for today…
Squall: ….I hate this place…
Shun: PEACE OUT GANSTAHS!!!
L: ….*loads shotgun*
Squall: We’ll have our chance…for now let him steal T.V’s for the hospital.
To be continued……………………………..coc.kbags
